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Yo, Bloon... what bitch where the fuck my child support camo Bloon? ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
What does a lesbian bring on the second date?
A U-Haul.
What is Michael Jacksonโs favorite song? โLittle Drummer Boy.โ
Dad: What did you learn in school today?
Timmy: Not enough, I guess, 'cause I gotta go back tomorrow.
What's the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.
What do you call an Indian lesbian?
Mingeeta.
Do you know the teacher that went up into space?
You know what her husband said to her? "I will feed the dog; you feed the fish."
What would a tree do if a depressed kid tried to high five it?
I would leave them hanging.
What do you and orphans have in common?
Nobody loves you.
What do you and Joe Biden have in common?
Nobody loves you or him.
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?
Ian.
Girl: What is abortion?
Man: Ask your brother.
Girl: But I don't have a brother!
Man: Exactly!
What happens to an orphan that gets on house arrest?
They get set free.
What's long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be called?
A self-me.
What do Joe Biden and orphans have in common?
No one loves them!
A man from France, a man from Britain, and a man from New York are on an expedition to the Amazon Forest. After a while, they get lost. As they are walking, suddenly the bushes jump up into the air, and men with spears are there.
One man says, "Hey, you're in our sacred land. So, what we are going to do is skin you and then use your flesh to make canoes. But we arenโt that crazy, so we will let you choose how you die."
The man from France said, "Bring me the poison."
The man from Britain said, "Bring me the gun."
And the man from New York said, "Bring me a fork."
The guy was confused with the fork but still brought the items and gave them to them. The guy from France said, โFor France!โ and drank the poison and died. The man from Britain said, โLong live the Queen!โ and shot himself and died. And the man from New York started stabbing himself with the fork and said, โMAKE A CANOE OUT OF THIS YOU FUCKERS!โ
What did Jesus say when they removed the nails from his hands?
"Feet! Feet!"
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me, so they can get adopted.
What's an orphan's dream job?
A builder, to build themselves a home.