What's the difference between an orphan and a puppy?
Parents enjoy the presents of a puppy.
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What's the difference between my ass and the toddlers in my uncle's basement?
My ass doesn't cry when he sticks it in late at night.
What does CNN stand for? The Counterfeit News Network.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What do computers and white kids have in common? They don't have trouble shooting.
What is it called when corn stalks have a baby?
The cream of the crop.
Me: Mom, we made a cake.
Bully: Guess what?
Me: What?
Bully: Nobody cares!
Me: Yeah, nobody cares about you!
What is the good thing about child molesters? They drive slow in school zones.
What has four legs and one arm? A Doderman in a playground.
What does Sonic say when he's bored?
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
What do you call a door hinge? A door hinge!
I was bullying an orphan, then I said, "What, you gonna run home and cry to your mom?"
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
What do you say when going for a dunk in basketball?
"Kobe crash!"
What does a penis and a Rubik's cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Q: What do Olympians make bad DJs?
A: They keep breaking records!
Q. What movie represents an orphan's life?
A. Spiderman: No Way Home.
What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Home made cookies ;)
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and the other one is just a watermelon.
What do you call a fake noodle? Impasta.
