Whats jokes
What do orgasms and impulses have in common?
I don’t care if they have either of them.
What would Donald Trump be if he was Black?
Shot in the head.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user?
Fast food.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
A field of cotton waiting to be picked.
What did God say when he made the first woman?
"Where is your dick at?"
What’s the difference between a Black man and a Jew?
One was born burnt.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house looks like.
What is the difference between white people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
What’s faster than a black guy with the TV?
His little brother with the console.
What do you call a dog turd in China?
Waste of food.
What’s worse than running with scissors?
Scissoring with the runs!
What’s the difference between women and cars?
At least cars retain some of their value after getting wrecked.
What do you call it when two transgender midgets have sex?
And microtransaction.
What do you do when a woman is choking?
Back up a couple inches.
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common?
They’ll eventually get laid by a Mexican.
Someone asked the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton why she lost the 2016 presidential election to Donald John Trump, and the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton said, "Because someone asked her what she would do for a Klondike Bar?"
What’s missing from an orphan's iPad?
The home button.
What does a pregnant slave and a payless sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.
What has eight legs and doesn’t rape children?
The Jackson 4.
What do you call a guy that's high in a wheelchair?
A baked potato.