My wife left a note on the fridge that said, "This isn't working." I'm not sure what she's talking about. I opened the fridge door and it's working fine! Lol.
Whats Jokes
What did the traffic light say to the other?
π¦π₯π¦ Stop looking, I'm changing!
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Ho Lee Fuk.
"What's your name, son?" the principal asked his student. The kid replied, "D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir." "Do you have a stutter?" the principal asked. The student answered, "No sir, my dad has a stutter, but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk."
What is Saturn's favorite song?
"7 Rings."
What is a pile of balls?
What are the four letters you don't want to hear from a dentist?
I C D K
My mother caught me jerking off and she told me to leave it out. I didn't know what she was doing but she grabbed my cock and started sucking. Then I found out on porn she was doing deep throat.
A couple of weeks later my dad caught me jerking off, I thought he would deep throat, but he just walked up to me and slapped my boner. I cried for 5 hours. Luckily my mum gave me a sloppy joe afterwards.
What did Sophie Brussaux's baby get every week?
A face full of sperm.
What is an orphan's favorite TV show?
"Alone."
What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?
One won't let you down, while the other will.
What is Osama bin Laden and his al-Qaeda organization's favorite song?
It's raining planes! Hallelujah!
What is the main group of teens in West Side Story?
New York Jets.
What does a noisy chilli do?
It gets jalapeno business.
A dog was in the vet's waiting room and another dog asked, "What are you here for?"
"Well, my owner was looking under her bed for something while naked and I couldn't resist, so I mounted up and screwed her senseless."
"Oh, so you're here to get neutered?"
"Nah, I'm just getting my nails clipped."
What do you call someone who has sex with foals, calves, and lambs? A Quadrupedophile.
What is the true meaning of Christmas?
Stealing presents from orphans - a quote by Technoblade.
If you're bored, joke about an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What thing can an orphan do best?
Stay at home alone.
It was my cousin's birthday and my mom said what should we get her? I said a rope.
