Whats jokes
I always wonder what girls are thinking about. Maybe balls.
What do you call a ruptured Chinese man?
One Hung Lo.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tray? The apple tray gets picked.
I asked, "Mom, what's that in the sky?"
Mom replied with, "That's your father."
What's in common with Michael Jackson and a phone?
Kids play with both of them.
What's the difference between a child and a carrot? About 140 calories.
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
What is 8 divided by 2?
Answer: 3 (you cut 8 in half).
If you're born deaf, what language would you think in?
What is the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
Criminals are wanted.
"what's that on your wrist?"
"I'm a cutting board. duh"
What do you call someone 400lbs with a beer? A heavy drinker.
If you're mad, go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their mom?
What do apples and orphans have in common?
The apple gets picked.
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
They both leave children's rooms with an empty sack.
What is the difference between a woman and my fridge?
Only one moans when I put my meat in it.
Jerry: What's the best thing about Switzerland?
Charles: I dunno.
Jerry: Well, the flag is a big plus.
If you're ever angry, go ahead and punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.