Whats jokes
What has two butts and kills people?
An assassin.
What is the difference between anal sex and a microwave? A microwave doesn't brown your meat.
What does a perverted frog say?
"Rubbit."
What’s the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before leaving the factory?
Two test tickles.
What's the main similarity between an elementary school math class and the USA?
The class divides.
What is Instagram called in USA?
Instaounce.
What kind of car does Jesus drive?
A Christler.
What's the difference between depression and your ex?
Depression fucks you harder.
What do EMO kids use as birth control? Their Personalities.
If I'm holding a cricket ball in each hand, what do I have?
A really fucking huge cricket.
What type of pizza did the twin towers order?
Plain.
What a magic trick, it's so bad!
Too bad, chick.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Anything you want; it won't chase you.
What game do emo kids hate the most?
Life.
Q: If a cat says to a dog, "All dogs are liars," and the dog says to the cat, "All cats are liars," what does it mean?
A: It means cats and dogs can talk.
What does a stray cat/dog have in common?
Both of them don't have a home!
What's a baby orphan's favorite joke?
"When am I gonna see my parents?"
Lmao.
I'm ashamed to admit feeling proud of the rape joke I posted and what went on between me and your mum.
What’s kid Among Us?
Sugoma dik!
What do you tell someone who has depression?
Answer: Just hang in there.