Whats jokes
What did one chair say to the other?
"I'm so bummed out!"
What do you call grass that grows in space?
Astro-turf.
What's a Fortnite player's favorite era? The 90s!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground meat.
What do you call a dead baby?
Spawn killed.
What do Bob Ross's painting and the orphanage have in common?
They're both filled with happy little accidents.
Is there a really annoying girl at your school and she's so fake? Well, say this:
Me: Hey, I have a nickname for you.
Her: Really? What?
Me: Sweet-in-low.
Her: Why?
Me: Because you're artificial.
A virgin is what I called my daughter before I took that away from her.
What did the teacher say when he raped his naughty student?
"Face the wall!"
What issues don't orphans have?
Daddy issues.
What do you call a man in love with an emo?
I really don't know.
What did the cow say to its udders? "Hi."
What kind of udder likes McDonald's?
Udderly unhealthy.
What do pedophiles call children in wheelchairs?
"Meals on Wheels."
Q: What is found deep inside of us, and the more we express our love for each other the more it spreads throughout the world?
A: Covid.
What do u call a pretty Indian girl?
Bomb bae.
What do cannibals call a person that is running?
Fast food.
What do you call a lion as a baby?
Cocota
What happens to emo kids when they go up?
They never come down.
What does a priest and a clown have in common?
They both make children cry.