Whats jokes
What’s a guy with Tourette’s favorite app to use? Tiktok.
What does the door say to the doorbell?
The door said: "You dingus!"
What is the first thing you should always take care of first after a car crash?
The witnesses.
What do you call a person with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you told them twice.
What's the bad version of "Fuck Nirvana, rape me?"
What’s the name of this brand? *picture of puma logo*
Them: Puma
“Puma balls in yo mouth.”
What is a depressed kid's favorite game?
Hangman.
What does a piece of gum and a gun have in common?
You pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah
What do you call a crippled man? Alex keating hahahahahahahahahahahh!
What was Hitler's favorite part of the car? The gas tank.
What time is bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
What did the priest say to the skunk?
Let us spray.
What is an emo's favorite place?
Niagara Falls.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn’t matter what you call it; it won’t come to you.
What weighs 70 pounds and doesn't like sex?
The 6-year-old in the trunk of my car.
Guys, we gotta stop telling these jokes. They are getting out of h- oh wait no .... Continue.
Yo daddy so stupid, he threw a Father’s Day party at the orphanage.
What did the Catholic priest say to the other Catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? Let’s us prey.
What does a bungee jumper and a homosexual have in common?
When the rubber snaps, they both end up in the shit! 💩
I got evicted from the hospital today for telling all the patients to stay positive!
What a negative effect!
What is better than winning gold at the Para Olympics?
WALKING!