What did the cow say to its udders? "Hi."
Whats Jokes
What kind of udder likes McDonald's?
Udderly unhealthy.
What do pedophiles call children in wheelchairs?
"Meals on Wheels."
Q: What is found deep inside of us, and the more we express our love for each other the more it spreads throughout the world?
A: Covid.
What do u call a pretty Indian girl?
Bomb bae.
What do cannibals call a person that is running?
Fast food.
What do you call a lion as a baby?
Cocota
What happens to emo kids when they go up?
They never come down.
What does a priest and a clown have in common?
They both make children cry.
What did all the humans say when all the pets left town?
A doggone catastrophe!
Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common?
A: They aren't much to look at, but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.
If you enter the bathroom as an American and leave the bathroom as an American, what are you in the bathroom?
A European.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.
What's the difference between an orphan dying and a bag of groceries being dropped?
While most agree that both are unfortunate, people actually care when they drop their groceries.
What do you call a potato with a pp?
A dictator.
What is a reverse exorcism?
It’s when the demon tells the priest to get out of the child’s body.
What's the best part of being an orphan?
All the chips and candy bars are family sized.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree? The apples get picked.
What is Hitler's favorite letter?
Not-Z.
What happens when you have a bladder infection? You're in trouble!
