What do you call a three humped camel?
Whats Jokes
Why do duckies wipe after they poop?
Their butt quack.
Bored? Beat up an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What song do orphans hate?
"We Are Family."
What is the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What did the train made of glue make?
GLUE GLUUUUUUUUUUUE!
What did the Asian people name their retarded son?
Sum Ting Wong.
What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing, they are both just memories.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
What is Africa's most famous sport?
The Hunger Games.
What did the leper say to the hooker? "You can keep the tip."
What were Steven Hawking’s last words?
ERROR 101.
What did one butt say to the other?
Something brown is slithering down.
What does an Asian doorbell sound like?
"Wing wong wung wang, wong wang wing wong!"
What do you call a flat emo?
A cutting board.
Person: "Sorry to bother you, but what's the quickest way to get to the hospital?"
Stranger: "Oh, just go stand in the middle of the road!"
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Reality.
What starts with M, ends with arriage, and is every guy's favorite thing? Miscarriage.
That one never gets old, just like the baby.
Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?
Because he didn’t know what the hell to do.
What do you call a dwarf skating on ice?
A midget spinner.
