Whats jokes
What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?
What do you call a toy that has a story?
Toy Story.
What do you call a friend in space?
Space friend.
What is an orphan's least favorite movie? Home.
What do you call a nacho that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
What did the north tower say to the south tower during the summer? Get ready for fall!
What do you call someone that no one loves?
An orphan.
What do you call a nerd in space?
A space nerd.
What do you call the closest plant to the sun? The hot ball.
What do you call a student in space?
An astrodent.
What is money called on the moon?
Mooney.
What gets hard when tugged and fits perfectly in between boobs... A seatbelt.
What is the difference between a gay man and a fridge? A fridge doesn't moan when you put meat in it.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on the bench?
The NBA.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair that you push in a fire? Hot Wheels.
Emo girls are bad, but what's worse? Cutting yourself.
What do old people and meth heads have in common? They usually trip over their balls.
What did the orphan say to his parents?
I'm tripping balls right now!
What's the favorite song of an Emo?
"Chain Hang Low."
Why are all orphans criminals?
Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.