Whats jokes
What do Michael Jackson and math have in common? They are both hard for kids.
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their mummy?
What's 68+1? 69. Nice!
What does a storm cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear.
What's the smartest insect? A spelling bee!
What has 4 limbs and can make a sidewalk red? Me falling from a 20 story building.
I went to Starbucks today and they asked what I wanted, and I replied with "to die, a shot of bleach, and an deppresso expresso."
Today I was asked what I wanted to be, and I said I wanted to be a pinata because I want to be hanged.
What did the fat guy say to the tree?
"Get me some coconuts!"
What did the fat guy say when he fell off the ladder? "Catch me!"
What did the Turkey say to the other Turkey?
"They forgot the stuffing!"
What do you get when you put a baby in a blender?
A boner.
what's a depressed person's favorite game?
hangman
What’s an orphan’s least favorite school event? Homecoming!
What do a black and a tornado have in common?
They both wreck neighborhoods.
What do you call a horde of Autistic kids?
A zombie Apocalypse!
Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhh🧟
What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?
Names.
What do you call a hippo that lays eggs? A eggoppotimos.
What's flat chested and emo? A cutting board.
Why do-- wait, what am I saying? What am I talking about?