What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Reali-tea.
Whats Jokes
What happens when a frog's car breaks down?
It gets toad away!
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
What do you call a special police officer?
Officer down!
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
What do you call a guy that lies a lot?
The president.
What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?
Rainbow Road.
What do you call a girl furry?
A pussy cat.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born pretty, what happened to you?
What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?
All of her twist.
What does a volcano say when it has a runny nose?
"I have runny volcanoes."
Bored? Run over an orphan with your car! What are they going to do, tell their nonexistent parents?
What is the worst thing you can find out about a woman on a first date?
She claims to have been raped. Then, you know to get as far away from her as possible because she's probably a feminazi bitch.
What's the difference between my arm and legs? Nothing. I slit both of them.
What do you call it when a caveman does a fart?
A blast from the past!
What is the definition of "Endless Love"?
Answer: Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder playing "Tennis"!
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Mi-hee-lk.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite candy bar?
Milk-hee-hee Way.
What do you call a baby on the battlefield?
Free shield!
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
"If we don't get some support soon, people will start to think we are balls."
