Whats jokes
I hate cereal, lol.
What I say when I eat cereal: "Ewww!"
What type of pizza do they serve on an airplane?
Plane pizza.
What did Hitler say after his parents bought a hauler?
How much did the haulla-cost?
What do you call terrible milk?
Udder Bullshit.
What do you call the Spanish translation of the 9th Star Wars movie?
Rogue Juan.
What kind of cars do Mexicans drive?
A Juanda.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Read the title.
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers?
The redneck virgin.
Question: What's brown and sitting on the piano bench?
Answer: Beethoven's last movement.
What does Matthew McConaughey say at the Republican convention...
We're gonna take back what is ours, alt right, alt right, alt right, hee heeeee...
A pirate walked into a pub with a ship wheel attached to his balls. The bartender says, "What the hell is that?"
The pirate said, "I don't know but it's driving me nuts!"
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dinosnore!
What did the Mexican man say when his house fell on him?
"Get off me homes."
What do you call a fish with two knees?
What part of the train goes "toot toot"?
The caboose.
What's the best thing about f***ing twenty-six year olds?
There's twenty of them.
I'm happy that I named my dog "I Know What You Did." It's funny to see how much people get scared when I call him.
What do you call an otter video game that is about robbing?-
Grand Theft Otter!
What is the useless skin around the vagina called?
The woman.
What's red, small, wet, and crawls up your leg?
A homesick abortion.