Whats jokes
What did the shark say after he ate the clownfish?
"This taste a little funny."
What's the best part about having emo grass?
It cuts itself!
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?
Names......
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
Tonight I'll be eating freshly grown pork cutlets with a fresh juicy amount of Poké Balls.
Do you get what I am trying to poke out?
What is big, annoying, and full of blubber?
90% of America's population.
Q: What do priests have in common with McDonald's?
A: They both put their meat in 13-year-old buns.
What's the difference between an onion and a baby?
One makes you cry when you cut it up.
What do you get when an American talks to an Aussie and a Kiwi?
Two Aussie.
Q: What do you call a cow with only two legs?
A: Lean meat.
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christopher Walken.
What did the frog say to the pedophile?
What did the maxi pad say to the fart? "You are the wind beneath my wings."
If the broccoli said, "I look like a tree," then what did the mushroom say?
"I look like an umbrella."
What is the smallest room in the world?
A mushroom.
Q: What did Tim say when his girlfriend fell down a rabbit hole?
A: Hole-y shit!
My friend Arid asked me what I did over the weekend. I told him, "I read."
Get it? I read? No... ok.
What's black, white, and "read" all over?
A zebra after a lion is full.
Q: What's the difference between an egg and me?
A: An egg gets laid.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.