Whats jokes
What’s white and sticky? A white man's penis after taking care of his neighbor's dog.
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Root beer.
What is the difference between the rook and the bishop? The rook goes straight, while the bishop moves diagonally.
What's Thanos' favorite game?
Half-life.
What's the best thing about abuse jokes? The punchline.
What do you call a bus full of white people?
A TWINKiE!!!
What do you call 1 normal kid and 2 retarded kids smoking weed?
Pot roast.
What's the same about "Make a Wish Program" and "Dark Jokes"?
They never get old.
Me: What do you call a group of retards?
Friend: Down town?
Me: Nope, target practice.
What did the lungs say to the cigar?
"You take my breath away..."
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Slap it on the arse and tell it to keep going!
What is dumb, yo mama, you dumb stupid idiot?
What do you call high Mexicans?
Baked beans ;)
What can you tell a dog, but not your girlfriend? Come.
What does PEMDAS stand for?
Please End My Depression And Suffering.
What do you call a bad amputation?
A rip-off.
What's the difference between fruit and a freshly killed corpse?
I don't eat the fruit.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an ugly girl? The Twin Towers at least got fucked.
I'll never forget my mother's last words: "What are you doing with that sledgehammer?"
What do women and airplanes have in common?
A cockpit.