Whats jokes
What is the best part about Alabama prostitutes?
Family comes first.
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common They both get laid by Mexicans
What was Hitler's favorite thing to do to pass the time?
Smoking.
What is the most common crime in Asia?
Identity fraud.
What’s the similarities between a pillow and your mom?
They’re both in my bed.
What's the difference between a Nazi and an onion? If you cut a Nazi, nobody is crying.
I asked my friend what happened to him?
His balance shifted.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
Dude, what if 9/11 happened because they wanted slavery back?
What were the emo kid's pronouns?
Was/were.
What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.
What is the number one song played in Columbine High? Smells Like Teen Spirit.
What's the difference between Kelly Clarkson and a Florida real estate agent?
A Florida real estate agent screws over seniors, Kelly Clarkson screws little children.
What's the difference between a Palestinian and a redneck?
At least the redneck was drunk when he married his cousin.
What’s the difference between rape and marriage?
With marriage, you get to keep the screaming woman.
What do you call a kid laying down in the classroom? Kill confirmed.
What do you call three kids laying down in the classroom? Kill streak.
What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?
Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.
What’s one thing Obama proved during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he’s still going to have the cops on his back.
What's the best way to catch a fish? Ask someone to throw it to you.
What are the last two words you say after sex before going to sleep?
"Goodnight, Mom!"