What did the deaf, dumb, blind, paraplegic, autistic baby get for Christmas? AIDs.
Whats Jokes
Ever wonder why pride month is so hot?
It's just a free trial of what's to come for the celebrators...
What number is better than 69?
88 'cause you get ate twice.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
What’s the difference between depression and your ex?
Depression fucks you harder.
What do you call a room full of disabled people with epilepsy?
A seizure salad.
What do you call an army of disabled people?
Special forces.
What happens when a furry takes over Nazi Germany?
The Furred Reich.
What do furries and fast food lovers have in common? They both love hot dogs.
What can’t a Black person say to a police officer?
"Thanks for the warning."
What's the difference between a seal and a special kid?
They both go: "Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!"
What is the only warm organ in a dead woman?
My dick!
What do you call an Israeli strike against Gaza?
A Kike Strike!
What happens when you have dry elbows at work?
You don't have any elbow grease to put into it.
What two fights can Africa never win?
A food fight and a water fight.
I was digging in my garden when I found this chest of gold coins.
I wanted to run inside to tell my wife what I found, but that's when I remembered why I was digging.
What do you call a Mexican with an m3?
A greaser.
What do you get when you mix a grizzly bear and milk? Mauled.
Guess what? I have a baby in ten trashcans.
What does a sprinter eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast!
