Whats jokes
What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
One snatches your watch. The other watches your snatch.
What did the white baby say to his Chinese parents?
"Two wongs don’t make a white."
What's the different when a little boy drops in Japan then and now?
When a little boy falls today he gets back up. But then everyone fell and never came back up.
Q: What do you call a rich Asian? A: Dr.
What's the square root of 2001?
9/11
Person 1: "I love KFC."
Person 2: "Yeah, me too!"
Person 1: "How many have you gotten?"
Person 2: "How am I supposed to remember how many buckets of chicken I have ordered!?"
Person 1: "Chicken? What chicken? What do you think KFC stands for?"
Person 2: "Kentucky Fried Chicken?"
Person 1: "What? I thought it meant kidnapping foster children."
Person 2: "BLOODY WHATT??"
What do you call a paralyzed kid with a gun?
Special Forces.
My dog is a genius... I asked him what is two minus two, he said nothing.
"What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
One weighs a ton, and the other is a little lighter!"
"What do you give a man that has everything? Penicillin."
A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: “What the hell was that all about?”
What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white?
Alive.
What would the world be like without women?
A pain in the ass.
What do an Apple and an Emo have in common?
They hang from trees.
What do you call a gay French man?
A faguette!
A kid asks his mom what dark humor is.
She says, “You see that man with no arms, tell him to clap.”
“But mom, I’m blind!” says the kid.
“Exactly,” replied the mom.
What do Christians and gays have in common?
They both say, “Oh God” when they get on their knees.
What stresses a baby strawberry out?
When its mom is in a jam.
What do alien moms like to drink? Starbucks.
What do you call a mom that can’t draw? Tracy.