What do you call jokes
What do you call finding half of a worm?
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh moan for me.
Q: What do you call a pigeon that is full of poop that flies in front of a car?
A: A suicide bomber.
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? An avalanche.
What about Mexicans you may ask? A mudslide.
What about black people running down a hill?? A jailbreak.
What do you call crocodiles that don't say "swim" every day?
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A vanilla shake.
What do you call an army of autistic people with guns?
Special forces.
What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?
A slipper.
What do you call that big, useless piece of skin attached to the outside of a vagina?
A woman.
What do you call a German lesbian?
A krautmuncher.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
A cow with no front legs walking around?
Beef stroganoff.
What do you call a guy who has sex on the Moon?
An “Astronut”!
What do you call a male cow that snores?
A “Bull Dozer”.
What do you call James Bond in a bathtub?
Bubble 007.
What do you call a lesbian alien? A "lesbeening."
What do you call a person with no nose and no body?
Nobody knows.
What do you call a reverse exorcism?
It's where a demon pulls a priest out of a child.
What do you call six gay men at war? Rainbow Six Siege.
What do you call it when Neil Armstrong started cuming in space?
The Milky Way.
Teacher, what do you call sex making out with a C.I.W.?
What do you call a Scottish Muslim with drug problems?
(Said in a Scottish accent) "Amaffmaheed."