What do you call jokes
What do you call a pig at the beach?
Bacon.
What do you call a hot tub full of special ed students?
Vegetable Soup.
What do you call a bunch of bald paki in a swimming pool? Coco pops.
What do you call a group of depressed teenagers?
Suicide Squad.
What do you call an octopus on land?
A spider, duh!
What do you call a gay man that is not physically handicapped that performs blowjobs on gay men that are physically handicapped?
Caregiver.
What do you call a movie with kids with cancer? ... Finding Chemo.
What do you call physically handicapped, homophobic, heterosexual men and women in wheelchairs?
Mixed nuts.
What do you call a physically handicapped heterosexual man that is in a wheelchair and German?
A physically handicapped promiscuous heterosexual man that is German.
what do you call a group of emos?... The Suicide Squad.
What do you call a priest in a room full of naked boys?
A colonoscopy.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter, he's not coming.
What do you call a plate that lies? Dish-onest!
What do you call a prostitute with a major in math?
The thot that counts.
What do you call an orphan when there 18?
Homeless.
What do you call an orphan when he's taking a photo?
Family photo.
What do you call a dwarf suicide bomber?
A party popper.
What do you call a person who died in war?
Little Johnny.
What do you call Peg and Cat from Peg + Cat? Egg + splat.
Eggy joke for all to enjoy!
Q: What do you call a cow stuck on a barb wire fence?
A: Udderly destroyed.