What do you call two Mexicans fighting? Juan on Juan.
What Do You Call Jokes
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
What do you call a person with a hole in their head? Dead.
What do you call an animal that knows karate? Moose Lee 😊😁
What do you call an orphan family tree?
A tree stump.
What do you call it when you light a person in a wheelchair on fire?
Cooking the vegetables.
What do you call the wife of a hippie? A Mississippi.
What do you call a grown up with your sister? Your best friend.
What do you call pasta that’s made by a skeleton? A CREEPYpasta! (It’s my first one, lol)
What do you call an abo with a shotgun?
Sir.
What do you call a freight train with bubble gum?
A chew-chew train!
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
A milk dud!
What do you call a bear without teeth? A gummy bear hahaha.
What do you call a nervous zucchini?
An edgy veggie.
What do you call a thirsty girl?
An H2Hoe.
What do you call a girl who is thirsty for water?
An H2hoe.
What do you call an autistic kid with a glock?
Special forces.
Btw, I'm 13.
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry!
(classic)
