What do whales use to rub out a mistake in their homework? Their Blubber
Why did the whale cross the ocean?To get to the other tide!!!😂
Suzy: How did johna fit in the whale? Teacher: Whales are very big but have small moths, so johna did not actually fit in the whale. Suzy: well the bible says he did Teacher: He did not Suzy: when I get to heaven I will ask him how he fit in Teacher: How do you know he went to heaven, maybe he went to hell Suzy: Than you can ask him.
How do you fit a whale inside a car? A blender.
Yo mama so far I thought see was a beach whale
One did one male whale say to the other male whale? She's gonna blow!
yo mama so fat she went swimming with the whales and sang "weeeeeee areeeee fammmilllyyyyy!!!!!!!"
your momma so fat a whale said hello mom
2 whales went to a bar. The first whale said, "oooooooohhhhhh. The second whale said, "Greg I think your drunk, let's go home."
What did the whale say? Nothing! It just wailed
me: so you two girls are from England girls: wales me: oh i see, so you two whales are from England
I drew a picture of a whale in the ocean. My brother asked what you drawing? I saod you taking a shower.
A whale went to the country Wales for vacation. When it ended, what did he say? "I had a whale of a time!"
Why was the whale sad?
Because he is blue!!!
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because it was a very large mammal; its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to Heaven, I will ask Jonah."
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to Hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."
where do whales get weighed......... the whalewaystation bants ahahahahahahahahahahhahahahashahahhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
If you humped a whale, it would humpback. -Gabriel Sanchez
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