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Me: So you two girls are from England?

Girls: Wales.

Me: Oh, I see, so you two whales are from England.

I drew a picture of a whale in the ocean. My brother asked, "What are you drawing?" I said, "You taking a shower."

A whale went to the country Wales for vacation.

When it ended, what did he say? "I had a whale of a time!"

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because it was a very large mammal; its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to Heaven, I will ask Jonah."

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to Hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."

Where do whales get weighed?

The whaleway station.

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