Keep yourself safe!
Wellbeing Jokes
What do ninjas and depressed people have in common?
They're always cutting.
My friend died by a truck, why can't I get run over?
"What do you tell a person with depression?
Just hang in there, buddy!"
Like if I'm fine-ish.
I went to a depressed person and said, "Do you wanna hang with me?"
The moment when you're too depressed to fantasize about death--it's so tiring.
Real Pokémon.
Anxiety evolved into depression. Depression was the final stage evolution.
What's one thing you should never ask a suicidal person? "Are you okay?" because the next day they'll either be dead or have a lot more cuts than they started with.
To those who are dead now, was it fun?
Yo mama is so fat that you should really take care of her because diabetes is a serious problem and she might die.
What do you call a group of depressed people?
Sue-icide squad.
This is Sally.
Sally says hi.
This is Sally when a car comes by. 🤕
Why can't orphans go on vacation?
The last time they did, they fell in the toilet and had no one to help them out. Ugh!
I asked my friend what happened to him?
His balance shifted.
