Wellbeing jokes

You aren't alone. If you ever need to chat, I'm here. From one person to another. I hate this condition. I wish we didn't struggle.

Knock knock. Who's there? Crippling depression. Crippling depression who? Me.

What site does a vegetable go to when he/she is stressed?

cornhub.com

"What do you tell a person with depression?

Just hang in there, buddy!"

This is Sally.

Sally says hi.

This is Sally when a car comes by. 🤕

Keep yourself safe!

What's one thing you should never ask a suicidal person? "Are you okay?" because the next day they'll either be dead or have a lot more cuts than they started with.

To those who are dead now, was it fun?

Everybody asks, "What's up?" but nobody asks, "What's down?"

Yo mama is so fat that you should really take care of her because diabetes is a serious problem and she might die.

What do ninjas and depressed people have in common?

They're always cutting.

We are all just suicidal kids telling other kids not to do it.

Hi, if you are suffering with depression and want to talk about it, please do so in the comments, and just know you are NOT alone.

I cry a lot for someone who isn’t even properly hydrated.

Teacher: Kids, what are some things you have that make you happy? Kid 1: I have my family to make me happy. Kid 2: I have my friends to make me happy. Teacher: What about you, Sean? Sean: I have to take pills to make me happy...