Are you a mental hospital? Cause I need to be in you.
Wellbeing Jokes
I asked my friend what happened to him?
His balance shifted.
My biology teacher told us "get out nice and sharp colored pencils." Does she mean as sharp as in the blades I use to cut myself?
Keep yourself safe!
What do ninjas and depressed people have in common?
They're always cutting.
My doctor prescribed a new drug to treat my depression.
It’s called Enditol.
What site does a vegetable go to when he/she is stressed?
cornhub.com
I threw a lamp at a depressed kid. I was just trying to brighten up his day.
Everybody asks, "What's up?" but nobody asks, "What's down?"
Like if I'm fine-ish.
"What do you tell a person with depression?
Just hang in there, buddy!"
Sometimes a depressed person is antidepression.
I went to a depressed person and said, "Do you wanna hang with me?"
My parents telling me: "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger."
Me upset about my suicide attempt doesn't succeed.
The moment when you're too depressed to fantasize about death--it's so tiring.
Why can't orphans go on vacation?
The last time they did, they fell in the toilet and had no one to help them out. Ugh!
You aren't alone. If you ever need to chat, I'm here. From one person to another. I hate this condition. I wish we didn't struggle.
What do you call a group of depressed people?
Sue-icide squad.
Hi, if you are suffering with depression and want to talk about it, please do so in the comments, and just know you are NOT alone.
Real Pokémon.
Anxiety evolved into depression. Depression was the final stage evolution.
