hello welcome to abortion pizza your loss is our sauce
Welcome to the roadkill cafe, where yesterday's crash is today's cash.
Welcome to Morgan's Morgue and Pizzaria where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!
Please welcome Mozarts The Magic Flute...
In A Minor
Welcome to the Sexual Innuendo Club. Thank you all for coming.
Say this when you answer a spam call... Hi welcome to bobs taco shack and funeral home. Wear yesterdays grief is todays beef.
Welcome to the X Union. Sign up below the joke here.
SHOUT OUT TO ENTITY...WELCOME TO HELL everytime I see your icon I vomit lol get a life... hey I'm violet olivegarden how can I help you if you need me to disc someone ill help...
I'd love to move to a country ruled by Scott Stapp of Creed. Not only is it a place with golden streets, but it also welcomes people of all kinds with arms wide open.
Welcome to arbys, where your babies become our gravy!
Gays are always welcome on my Redneck Party Bus. NOT!
My freind said he wanted to die and I told him not to jump but when he screamed hi im jhonny Knoxville and welcome to jackass I knew it was over
I saw an ad that said, "By the time this ad is over, two identities would have been stolen" So, I did what I had to do, and skipped the ad! You're welcome to the two people's identities I saved!
Miss Kadie- I heard that the Westburow Baptist church is having a party for kicking out 99999 gay people. Pastor- welcome to the gay matters church. Miss Kadie- stop that you know that god hates gay people Me- stop that vegan teacher. Pastor- you deserve to die - I attack
Me - What do you want to do for your birthday? Fiancé - I want to go somewhere I've never been before! Me - Well welcome to the Kitchen!!
welcome to joe's pizza you make e'e we bake e'm
imagine getting a call and it says "welcome to Davids orphanage you make them we take them how may we help you.
Welcome to Plastic Surgery Anonymous. Nice to see so many new faces.
Welcome to the gulag
