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Chili Pepper

3 months ago
A white image with black text at the top asking, "How do you measure how heavy a red hot chili pepper is?" Below it, the answer reads, "Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now." The bottom half of the image features a close-up photo of several bright red chili peppers hanging from a vibrant green plant, surrounded by lush leaves.
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    • Wolf

    1 month ago

    Oh my gods they’re watching us oh my god

    A black and white image showing a black wolf and a white wolf facing each other in profile with a large full moon in the background. The text above the wolves reads "INSIDE YOU THERE ARE 4,294,967,296 WOLVES". The text below the wolves reads "they weigh billions of pounds and you cannot move".
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    Scale

    3 years ago

    When you step on the weighing scale, it shows your phone number!

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    • Fish

    9 years ago

    How does a fish always know how much they weigh? -- Because they have their own scales.

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    • Minefield

    4 years ago

    Me: Stepping on a scale to weigh myself.

    Everyone else in the minefield...

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