Wayne jokes

"I had raped the game young, you can call it statutory." - Kanye West in 2009 (Forever with Drake, Eminem, and Lil Wayne)

Wayne Couzens, the police officer who killed Sarah Everard, has been complaining about receiving a whole life tariff for her murder...

I think he should count his blessings. He could have had it worse...

He could have married her!

What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels?

Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.

Why did the rapper carry an UMBRELLA?

Because he heard there was a 50% chance of "Lil Wayne."