my first name is Al and my last name is Coholic :) #yuengling.f/wat
Girls: OMG wat color should I use, baby blue, light blue, or navy blue?
Boys: blue is blue
wat did the captin of the titanic do before the titanic sunk .... he nominate everyone for the ice bucket awords
So my friend and I went camping at a Cold lake Campground and he jumped into it, without any warning, and so I asked him Wat-er you doing
dumb person: wat idk mean
person 1: I don’t know
dumb one: oh u don’t know okie I ask googol
person 1: wait idk means-
dumb one (to googol): WAT DOS IDK MANNN
googol: I don’t know
dumb one: OH ME GOOOD EVEN GOGLO DOESYN KNOWWW
me: hey siri, did you know Candice died?
Siri: yes I was informed she died from sugondese
me: wat is dat?
Siri: sugondese nuts
I got in a cage fight
the hampster dident cnow wat hit him
wats a depressed persons favourite game, hangman
vote biden or trump i like niether but i want to know wat the world would say. (dont judge other people)
wats the sound that dwarfs make when they have sex
broken plates
wat did the orphans do when the bombs drop?
they said alakbar
Wat do you give a sick bird? Tweet-ment!
u know wat should give up an stay day
fortnite
do *nut* get in my wat
Why orphans so good at tennis Answer : because they never knew wat love was
Doctor:I’m so srry sir but u only have a couple months left The sir:my children will be devastated Doctor:but I have a shot that can change that The sir:wat ever it takes Suppressed gunshots
wat
Wat happen wen u suck
u succ
wat do orphans go to church so they can call some won father.