WATS jokes
My first name is Al and my last name is Coholic :) #yuengling.f/wat
Girls: OMG what color should I use, baby blue, light blue, or navy blue?
Boys: blue is blue.
Dumb person: Wat idk mean?
Person 1: I don’t know.
Dumb one: Oh u don’t know okie I ask Googol.
Person 1: Wait idk means--
Dumb one (to Googol): WAT DOS IDK MANNN?
Googol: I don’t know.
Dumb one: OH ME GOOOD EVEN GOGLO DOESYN KNOWWW
What did the captain of the Titanic do before the Titanic sunk?
He nominated everyone for the ice bucket awards.
Me: Hey Siri, did you know Candice died?
Siri: Yes, I was informed she died from sugondese.
Me: What is that?
Siri: Sugondese nuts.
So my friend and I went camping at a Cold Lake Campground and he jumped into it without any warning, and so I asked him, "Wat-er you doing?"
I got in a cage fight.
The hamster didn't know what hit him!
What's a depressed person's favorite game? Hangman.
Vote Biden or Trump, I like neither, but I want to know what the world would say. (Don't judge other people.)
What's the difference between Elton John and rapboat?
Elton is talented, rich, and openly gay. Rapboat got fuck all talent, no money, and is not out of the closet yet.
What's up, bitches? Miss me?
What's the sound that dwarfs make when they have sex?
Broken plates.
What did the orphans do when the bombs drop?
They said, "Allahu Akbar."
What do you give a sick bird?
Tweet-ment!
You know what should give up and stay dead?
Fortnite.
Do nut get in my way.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Answer: Because they never knew what love was.
What did Rapboat's mom say to Rapboat?
"Is it in yet?"
What's the funniest thing you ever read? For me it was when Rapboat told me he was a legit rapper.
People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.