WATS jokes

What's the difference between a rapist's mouth and a sewer?

Nothing, they both spout shit.

What did Rapboat's mom say to Rapboat?

"Is it in yet?"

Wat?

What's rap boats got in common with plastic bags? They both a danger to young children.

What happens when you suck?

You succ.

What do orphans go to church for?

So they can call someone "father."

Falco: Dreaming of a day when I don’t hear people say I’m a knockoff Fox, knockoff Fox.

Fox: Dreaming of a day when you die in a fire and I get all your aerial skills.

Falco: Wat...

Toilet: hi You: hi what?

What do you call a pool full of white people?

Kix.

What's red, takes my belt, and what I got from a weird children's house?

An orphan.

What do you call a pizza?

Anthony Cahill's face!

What did the skeleton say to the other skeleton? "I've got a bone to pick with you!"

That was a real rib tickler. I've got a skele-TON more of the skele-PUNS!

What's the worst joke you ever heard?

Wat is a kids gajfnjafb movie? A sjdhfsdjfmksdf LOL

What does a lesbian call the other during sex?

Mummy.

What do you call a dwarf?

Adrian!

Hi, I'm new here and I'm 11. I'm just bored and want a girlfriend.

Does anyone have Snapchat or Twitter? I can show you what I look like ;)