Falco: Dreaming of a day when I don’t hear people say I’m a knockoff Fox, knockoff Fox.
Fox: Dreaming of a day when you die in a fire and I get all your aerial skills.
Falco: Wat...
WATS Jokes
What's up, bitches? Miss me?
What's only book rapeboat ever read? Rhyming dictionary, he got no rhymes without it.
People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.
What's the difference between a rapist's mouth and a sewer?
Nothing, they both spout shit.
What did Rapboat's mom say to Rapboat?
"Is it in yet?"
What's the difference between Elton John and rapboat?
Elton is talented, rich, and openly gay. Rapboat got fuck all talent, no money, and is not out of the closet yet.
What's rap boats got in common with plastic bags? They both a danger to young children.
What's the funniest thing you ever read? For me it was when Rapboat told me he was a legit rapper.
Dumb person: Wat idk mean?
Person 1: I don’t know.
Dumb one: Oh u don’t know okie I ask Googol.
Person 1: Wait idk means--
Dumb one (to Googol): WAT DOS IDK MANNN?
Googol: I don’t know.
Dumb one: OH ME GOOOD EVEN GOGLO DOESYN KNOWWW
Me: Hey Siri, did you know Candice died?
Siri: Yes, I was informed she died from sugondese.
Me: What is that?
Siri: Sugondese nuts.
Toilet: hi You: hi what?
What's a depressed person's favorite game? Hangman.
What do orphans go to church for?
So they can call someone "father."
My first name is Al and my last name is Coholic :) #yuengling.f/wat
What did the captain of the Titanic do before the Titanic sunk?
He nominated everyone for the ice bucket awards.
I got in a cage fight.
The hamster didn't know what hit him!
What does a lesbian call the other during sex?
Mummy.
What's the worst joke you ever heard?
What do you call a dwarf?
Adrian!