Falco: Dreaming of a day when I don’t hear people say I’m a knockoff Fox, knockoff Fox.
Fox: Dreaming of a day when you die in a fire and I get all your aerial skills.
Falco: Wat...
WATS UP BITCHES MISS ME
Wats only book rapeboat ever read? Rhyming dictionary, he got no rhymes without it
People who wannabe rich an famous rappers should always look at rapeboat, and learn wat not to do.
Wats the difference btwn rapeboats mouth and a sewer? Nuthin they both spout shit.
Wat did rapboats mom say to rapboat? Is it in yet?
Wats diffrence between Elton John and rapboat? Elton is talented, rich and openly gay, rapboat got fuck all talent, no money and not out the closet yet
Wats rapboat got in common wit plastic bags? They both a danger to young children.
Wats the funniest thing u ever read? 4 me it wusz when rapboat told me he wuz a legit rapper.
dumb person: wat idk mean
person 1: I don’t know
dumb one: oh u don’t know okie I ask googol
person 1: wait idk means-
dumb one (to googol): WAT DOS IDK MANNN
googol: I don’t know
dumb one: OH ME GOOOD EVEN GOGLO DOESYN KNOWWW
me: hey siri, did you know Candice died?
Siri: yes I was informed she died from sugondese
me: wat is dat?
Siri: sugondese nuts
Toilet:hi You:hi wat
wats a depressed persons favourite game, hangman
wat do orphans go to church so they can call some won father.
my first name is Al and my last name is Coholic :) #yuengling.f/wat
wat did the captin of the titanic do before the titanic sunk .... he nominate everyone for the ice bucket awords
I got in a cage fight
the hampster dident cnow wat hit him
Wat does a lesbian call the other during sex
Mummy
Wat the worst joke u evr heard????
wat do u call u a dawf ? ADRIAN!
