water's jokes
Why was the orphan eating cereal with water? Because he has no dad to bring him milk.
Me in the middle of the night boiling water.
Me talking to my brother: How do you make holy water?
My brother: How?
Me: You boil the hell out of it.
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because dad never came back with the milk.
You know that I drink water, right? I drink water because I am water. Water is water.
NASA just found evidence of water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
NASA recently found evidence of water on Mars... Mars 1, Africa 0.
They say people are 75% water.
But I’m 75% an orphan and 25% useless.
Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?
Their dad never came with the milk.
What war did Africa not win? The water fight.
One day, a lady and her husband were talking and it was time for dinner. He got up and sat at the dining room table, and the lady brought the plate of food in and she sat it down in front of him. "What's this?" he said. The lady said, "A piece of shit...honey! Want some water to drink?"
Why do orphans use water for their cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What gun can’t you find in Africa?
A water gun.
How do you get 1 million followers?
You run through Africa with a bottle of water.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the milk.
Africa has every gun except for what?
A water gun.
Yo Father, don't use the baptism bath. I cleaned my anal plug in there.
What?
The holy water gets all the ass off. Don't mind the white stuff. *clears throat*
You know how divers jump off a cliff and land in the water well...
Emos do that too, but when they jump, they don't land in the water.
People were scared of the alligator because it ate everyone, so they called for the water god Aquarius.
He said "Sea ya later, alligator!" and he drowned.
Orphans always dip their Oreos in water, hoping their dad comes back with the milk.
They say Jesus walked on water.
That's nothing. Stephen Hawking ran on batteries.