Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market they think its watermelon
What is the post man favorite fruit water-mail’in
New business idea lets put a KFC on Africa and a watermelon shop
what do eating a watermelon, rolling a cigarette, and eating a hippie chick out have in common. spit, spit, spit
My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn't ketchup. So we switched to cheese burgers, but I still couldn't mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through. So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn't seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn't digest the stress I guess :D
We almost dawned when we went out boating but I got a watermelon to keep me flooding
Your friend took a shower and used Pantene but i got a watermelon to keep me clean
Whats the difference between a watermelon and an orphan One you cut into 2 with a knife And the water melon you cut into pieces
How are babies and watermelons similar?
They are both fun to smash open with a sledgehammer and eat the insides
What's the difference between a dead hooker and a watermelon? The watermelon didn't scream when I sliced it.
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.
what is the difference between a small child and a watermelon? one i eat on the daily and the other is a watermelon
