Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.
What is the postman's favorite fruit?
Water-mail-on.
What do eating a watermelon, rolling a cigarette, and eating a hippie chick out have in common?
Spit, spit, spit!
New business idea: let's put a KFC in Africa and a watermelon shop.
My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn't ketchup. So we switched to cheeseburgers, but I still couldn't mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through.
So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn't seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn't digest the stress, I guess! :D
We almost drowned when we went out boating, but I got a watermelon to keep me floating.
Your friend took a shower and used Pantene, but I got a watermelon to keep me clean.
What's the difference between a watermelon and an orphan?
One you cut into 2 with a knife.
And the watermelon you cut into pieces.
How are babies and watermelons similar?
They are both fun to smash open with a sledgehammer and eat the insides.
What's the difference between a dead hooker and a watermelon?
The watermelon didn't scream when I sliced it.
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is a refreshing summertime snack; the other one is a watermelon.
What is the difference between a small child and a watermelon?
One I eat on the daily and the other is a watermelon.
