what is the difference between a small child and a watermelon? one i eat on the daily and the other is a watermelon
My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn't ketchup. So we switched to cheese burgers, but I still couldn't mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through. So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn't seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn't digest the stress I guess :D
what is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon one of them is picked
My girlfriend is growing watermelons not in the ground though (we had fun that night)
Why did the black lady gave the IRS a mason jar full of watermelon seeds? tax credit.
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. 2. Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a water-melon. 3. What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? âPut it on my bill.â 4. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop. 5. What has a bed that you canât sleep in? A river. 6. Why were the teacherâs eyes crossed? She couldnât control her pupils. 7. What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An Envelope. 8. How does the ocean say hello? It waves. 9. What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match. 10. What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee. 11. Which U.S. state has the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota (as in, âmini-sodaâ). 12. Why couldnât the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted. 13. Apparently, you canât use âbeef stewâ as a password. Itâs not stroganoff. 14. Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat. 15. Where do hamburgers go dancing? They go to the meat-ball. 16. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing. 17. Why shouldnât you write with a broken pencil? Because itâs pointless.
Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market they think its watermelon
New business idea lets put a KFC on Africa and a watermelon shop
what do eating a watermelon, rolling a cigarette, and eating a hippie chick out have in common. spit, spit, spit
Whats the difference between a watermelon and an orphan One you cut into 2 with a knife And the water melon you cut into pieces
How are babies and watermelons similar?
They are both fun to smash open with a sledgehammer and eat the insides
What's the difference between a dead hooker and a watermelon? The watermelon didn't scream when I sliced it.