What's the traditional food of Black Jews? - Kosher watermelon...
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid? Reality.
New business idea lets put a KFC on Africa and a watermelon shop
what do eating a watermelon, rolling a cigarette, and eating a hippie chick out have in common. spit, spit, spit
what is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon one of them is picked
What is the email password of a black person?
"watermelon"
dudeeeeeee if there is a watermelon shouldent there me a earthmelon airmelon and a firemelon the elemelons
My girlfriend is growing watermelons not in the ground though (we had fun that night)
Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market they think its watermelon
My girlfriend said onions were the only foods that make you cry. -
Until I threw a watermelon in her face
~Robin
Why did the black lady gave the IRS a mason jar full of watermelon seeds? tax credit.
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. 2. Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a water-melon. 3. What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? “Put it on my bill.” 4. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop. 5. What has a bed that you can’t sleep in? A river. 6. Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed? She couldn’t control her pupils. 7. What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An Envelope. 8. How does the ocean say hello? It waves. 9. What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match. 10. What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee. 11. Which U.S. state has the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota (as in, “mini-soda”). 12. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted. 13. Apparently, you can’t use “beef stew” as a password. It’s not stroganoff. 14. Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat. 15. Where do hamburgers go dancing? They go to the meat-ball. 16. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing. 17. Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless.
why did the melon jump into the lake? it wanted to be water melon.
Whats the difference between a watermelon and an orphan One you cut into 2 with a knife And the water melon you cut into pieces
What's the difference between a dead hooker and a watermelon? The watermelon didn't scream when I sliced it.
What is the post man favorite fruit water-mail’in
Dad I'm hungry hi hungry I'm dad 👋🍪🍩🍬🌮🍔🍗🍟🍤🍉🍭🍫🍰
Why did the cantaloupe 🍈 jump into the pool?
It wanted to become a watermelon 🍉.
What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One screems when you out it in a blender and the other one is a cooperative little fruit.
How are babies and watermelons similar?
They are both fun to smash open with a sledgehammer and eat the insides
