Washing Machine memes

A man ordered a washing machine because his old one stopped working. As soon as the man opened his new washing machine, he immediately rejoiced because there was a woman inside. Without hesitation, the man yelled, "FREE DISHWASHER!"

What is the difference between a washing machine and a hooker?

I can put a load in the washing machine without it following me.

Roses are red, violets are blue, this poem doesn’t make sense, washing machine.