War

War Jokes

Kamikaze

What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?

One of the missions succeeded.

WW2

What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?

Bomb

Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girl?

Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get it.

Abortion

Abortion clinics are kind of like NAZI gas chambers. Less people come out than go in.

World War 2

When the guy next to you says that he kind of agrees with the villain.

Me watching a World War 2 documentary.

Villain

Me: "The villain has a point, you know."

Everyone else watching the WW2 documentary:

Dad

My dad died in 9/11. I'll always remember his last words:

Allah hu akbar.

Soldier

What did the British soldiers say while in the trenches? "Damn, it's windy out here!"

Pootin

"Pootin is a pussy won't even fight in the war that he started!"

"Pootin is a pussy and Ukraine is beating Russia's ass!"

Minefield

Where did little billy go when he was stuck in a minefield... everywhere.

That joke was pretty dark, but it got pretty light for a second.