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Ukraine: Help...
War Jokes
Why can't America play chess?
They're already missing 2 towers.
What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?
One of the missions succeeded.
What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?
Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.
Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get it.
Abortion clinics are kind of like NAZI gas chambers. Less people come out than go in.
When the guy next to you says that he kind of agrees with the villain.
Me watching a World War 2 documentary.
Me: "The villain has a point, you know."
Everyone else watching the WW2 documentary:
My dad died in 9/11. I'll always remember his last words:
Allah hu akbar.
Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.
Why did America lose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.
Why did the terrorist not go undercover?
Because he blew it!
What did the British soldiers say while in the trenches? "Damn, it's windy out here!"
In Syria, there are no Walmarts, only Targets.
What does LMAO mean? Launching Missiles At Orphanages.
"Pootin is a pussy won't even fight in the war that he started!"
"Pootin is a pussy and Ukraine is beating Russia's ass!"
Where did little billy go when he was stuck in a minefield... everywhere.
That joke was pretty dark, but it got pretty light for a second.
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
We should give whoever killed Hitler a statue. Oh wait, never mind.
