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Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?
Because he wanted to reach new heights in his performance.
Jump in the Cadillac. (Girl, let's put some miles on it.) Anything you want. (Just to put a smile on it.) You deserve it, baby, you deserve it all, And I'm gonna give it to you. Gold jewelry shining so bright, Strawberry champagne on ice, Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like. Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like.
-Tommyinnit
Why do orphans go to church?
Not because they are religious, because they want someone to call father.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to cook up some FIRE BARS!
Have a child you don't want? Just drop them off at a school they don't know and drive away.
I got jealous of the zebras. Sorry, I’ll cut it out. I wanted to practice for my med school test.
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Why can’t orphans play GTA and get five stars? Because they’re not wanted!
My lesbian neighbors gave me a Rolex. Guess they misunderstood when I said I wanted to watch.
Did you know you can slap an orphan all you want, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
I'm treated like God when I'm home, I'm usually ignored until someone wants something.
Akeld: All I want to do is mess with Gwen!
Gwen: LEAVE ME ALONE!
Akeld: NOT EVER!
Why do orphans commit crimes?
Because they want to be wanted.
I wanted to fall off a cliff, sadly, there aren't any cliffs near my house.
I want diabetes so I can drink loads of Coke. - Louie Fennell 2018
Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?
Because he wanted to win no-bell prize!
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They wanted pepperoni, but instead, they got plane.
Say what you want about Jeffery Dahmer, but he always managed to get a head.
Roses are red, violets are blue, your penis smells like stew, and I want to eat it too.
I don't have a joke about Christianity.
I don't want to get crucified.