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Hate me all you want, but I rather love bullying in all fairness. I love to watch all the loner kids being abused while simultaneously making a prediction for when which one of them will finally snap and shoot up the school.
Sometimes I just want to toss a flash bang into a room full of epileptic kids.
Hookers are like drive-thrus; you tell them what you want, pay for your stuff, and leave.
Lost my virginity to a down syndrome the other day... only cause I wanted my first time to be special.
Q: You want to know why I don’t make jokes about 9/11?
A: They tend to crash and burn.
A slag is like the first piece of bread in a loaf. Everyone touches it, but nobody wants it.
You want to know what the ugly truth looks like?
Go look in the mirror.
Why did the researchers want all the shore birds high on marijuana?
They wanted to leave no tern unstoned.
Damn, DIN just went over me and I'm trying to figure out what it is. A camel's dick.
Why do tigers have stripes? They don't want to be spotted.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to make art anymore?
He didn't have the heart to put into it.
"The only way I'd want to be reincarnated is if I can be reincarnated as a man," said the young woman.
"Why?" said her friend.
"Oh, I don't know, just men are so cool,"
"Is that the only reason?" said her friend.
"Maybe........" said the young woman. "Maybe."
What did one gay guy say to the other when they were packing for a trip?
"Want me to pack your shit?"
So this guy we talked to wanted me to leave forever, and we said, "What? You never want to hear from me again?"
This isn't a joke; I just want to spread awareness of anatidaephobia.
When I'm cutting my grass, want to know what it reminds me of? My arms and legs.
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A man enters a bar with some friends, and they all sit down to a drink. After not too long, a man with glasses comes through the front door saying, "Anyone who wants to fly off the third story balcony, come upstairs with me!" When no one listens, he shrugs, and everyone watches him go up the stairs. Ten seconds later, he comes back in through the door, again saying, "Anyone who wants to fly off the third story balcony, come upstairs with me!" Everyone is amazed, and a few people leave to go fly with him. He keeps coming back into the bar, bringing more and more patrons to join him. The man at the bar is about to join in when the bartender finally sighs.
"For the last time, Superman, get out of my bar, you're drunk and the only person here that can fly!"
The man with glasses frowns.
"Where did all the others go, then?"