Waiter jokes
The waiter recommended the rug meal.
She said it was delicious, but it's a tassle to make.
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One day me and my friend Howard the duck went into the bar. I ordered a drink. Howard told the waiter to put it on his... BILL.
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I tried getting the waiters attention by blinking in morse code. Why are you blinking so much? I got something in my eye. Here let me get it out. Sir was blinking at is this because your date is a freak? Very good then Bon Appétit