Waiter jokes
Why did the duck not enjoy his restaurant date? Because he didn't want to see the bill.
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?
Spareribs!
Community talk
I tried getting the waiters attention by blinking in morse code. Why are you blinking so much? I got something in my eye. Here let me get it out. Sir was blinking at is this because your date is a freak? Very good then Bon Appétit