Video Game jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, if you take Kirby’s food, he will stab you.
Why do orphans play Roblox? Because there is a game called "Adopt Me!"
Your hairline is so far back, it makes the Giant from Clash of Clans jealous!
Waluigi gets his Walu-weenie stuck in a vending machine!
Why did the amogus act sus? He was an amogus! hahahahahahahahahahahaahahaha
What's that Pokemon that evolves into macargo?
Slugma.
Slugma dick.
Funniest Roblox Names I've heard:
ButtNugget123
Lil_RAT (user is actually Sillyowlbunny200)
baddasscarrot44
EggnogRat44
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
Why do orphans play GTA? Because they can’t be wanted.
Sans: What do you have there?
Frisk: A KNIFE!
Sans: NOO!!!
Papyrus: Sans! I heard that a HUMAN has fallen!
Sans: And you gotta bone to pick with 'em?
Doesn't having depersonalization mean that you're like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?
(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)
Isn't having depersonalization mean that you like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?
(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)
Why do Fortnite players have such good teeth?
Because they like to floss.
Your hairline is pushed back farther than G.T.A. 6.
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.
Chrome turns you into chrome, but there is a chrome back bling, and it does nothing to you.
Me testing if there is fall damage in real life (falls off of a cliff, uses water bucket trick) dies.