Video Game jokes
Why did the Xbox player cross the road? To render in the buildings.
What does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
What does Sonic wear when he goes to the beach? A speedo.
I would make a joke about Silver the Hedgehog... but it's no use!
Why does Sonic wear gloves? Because his hands are cold.
"Osama bin Laden playing MW2 Air Strike inbound."
My aim is cursed; one of my Angry Birds hit a field.
What is an orphan's favorite game? Sims, so they can make a family to have.
Roses are red, violets are blue, if you take Kirby’s food, he will stab you.
Why do orphans play Roblox? Because there is a game called "Adopt Me!"
Your hairline is so far back, it makes the Giant from Clash of Clans jealous!
Waluigi gets his Walu-weenie stuck in a vending machine!
Why did the amogus act sus? He was an amogus! hahahahahahahahahahahaahahaha
What's that Pokemon that evolves into macargo?
Slugma.
Slugma dick.
Funniest Roblox Names I've heard:
ButtNugget123
Lil_RAT (user is actually Sillyowlbunny200)
baddasscarrot44
EggnogRat44
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
Why do orphans play GTA? Because they can’t be wanted.
Sans: What do you have there?
Frisk: A KNIFE!
Sans: NOO!!!
Papyrus: Sans! I heard that a HUMAN has fallen!
Sans: And you gotta bone to pick with 'em?