Video Game

Video Game jokes

The gayest person in the world is Pacman, because I can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.

Mario: Princess Peach got kidnapped again!

Luigi: Where did they go?

Mario: To the left.

Luigi: Fuck

Jesus saved me from eternal fate, but I didn't want to get saved. I was about to fight Satan on Final Destination before facing and kicking God's ass.

I pushed a disabled kid down a busy road and yelled out, "Mario Kart!"

What were the Fortnite kid's last words? "I didn't know pumps are back in the game!"