Video Game

Video Game Jokes

Orphan

Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?

Because his parents wouldn't let him.

Bone

Why does Sans say "I got a bone to pick with you?"

Because he needs to pick your balls.

Pacman

The gayest person in the world is Pacman, because I can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.

Kidnapping

Mario: Princess Peach got kidnapped again!

Luigi: Where did they go?

Mario: To the left.

Luigi: Fuck

American

Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Cause they already lost two towers.

Jesus

Jesus saved me from eternal fate, but I didn't want to get saved. I was about to fight Satan on Final Destination before facing and kicking God's ass.

Kid

I pushed a disabled kid down a busy road and yelled out, "Mario Kart!"

Fortnite

What were the Fortnite kid's last words? "I didn't know pumps are back in the game!"

Queen

Did the people of England see a "game over" sign in the sky when the queen died?

Warden

The warden is stronger than the ender dragon, but WHY IS IT NOT A BOSS?

(Doesn't have boss bar.)