Video Game jokes
Papyrus: Well come to the underground.
Sans: How was your falls?
Papyrus: G-g-good luck eve-ever ge-getting o-out.
Sans: Give me your balls!
It's not Minecraft.
It's Ourcraft!
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
What's an orphan's favorite game to play on Roblox? The game Adopt Me.
What is an orphan's favorite game on Roblox?
Adopt Me...
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
What's an Emo's least favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?
Because his parents wouldn't let him.
Why does USA suck at Clash Royale? They already lost two towers.
Why does Sans say "I got a bone to pick with you?"
Because he needs to pick your balls.
What is an orphanage's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
The gayest person in the world is Pacman, because I can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
Why can’t an orphan play GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Mario: Princess Peach got kidnapped again!
Luigi: Where did they go?
Mario: To the left.
Luigi: Fuck
Who likes Fortnite? Gwen Stacy is in the game, let's goooooo! I love her!
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Cause they already lost two towers.
I kicked a soccer ball into a kid in a wheelchair, so we are playing Rocket League.
Jesus saved me from eternal fate, but I didn't want to get saved. I was about to fight Satan on Final Destination before facing and kicking God's ass.
I guess the queen ran out of totems of undying.
What happened after Technoblade died?
Everyone got raw pork chop.