Why can’t an orphan play GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Mario: Princess Peach got kidnapped again!
Luigi: Where did they go?
Mario: To the left.
Luigi: Fuck
Who likes Fortnite? Gwen Stacy is in the game, let's goooooo! I love her!
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Cause they already lost two towers.
I kicked a soccer ball into a kid in a wheelchair, so we are playing Rocket League.
Jesus saved me from eternal fate, but I didn't want to get saved. I was about to fight Satan on Final Destination before facing and kicking God's ass.
I guess the queen ran out of totems of undying.
What happened after Technoblade died?
Everyone got raw pork chop.
I pushed a disabled kid down a busy road and yelled out, "Mario Kart!"
What were the Fortnite kid's last words? "I didn't know pumps are back in the game!"
Did the people of England see a "game over" sign in the sky when the queen died?
What do Pac-Man and Olaf have in common?
They are both gay.
The warden is stronger than the ender dragon, but WHY IS IT NOT A BOSS?
(Doesn't have boss bar.)
You make Sanic look like a PRINCESS when he's next to you.
Princess Peach is a BUM!
What kind of dress does a Roblox Floppa house have?
"ADDRESS!"
Who's the Roblox YouTuber that always sees Among Us and says "stupid"?
One time I killed Sam, Stan, and Gran on Roblox, and she was really mad.
Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can’t defeat cancer!
