Utterance Jokes - Page 2 - Worst Jokes Ever

Why did the cow cross the road

To get to the “utter” side

He he he.

Two sticks of butter walk into a butter bar. One says to the other, "Aren't you going to introduce me to your friends?" He replies, "Sure, dis my butter from another utter."

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YEEEEEEEEEEEEE YEE YEEEEE

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

A man with dark hair wearing a red shirt with a human evolution print, brown pants and dress shoes poses holding a red laptop in his left arm, with his right arm raised and smiling mischievously. The text above the image reads "The mad scientist in his secret laboratory getting ready to press the button that makes a random person in the world shout 'where there's rain, there's bound to be mud!' And then proceed to projectile shit all over the place".

Gegebehhhhh!

What did the hecadrocophodecadus say to the hopetihopetifuckendecker?

"It didn't happen, but it should have."

Hiiiiiiiihihihi.

Ehhhhhhhh.

Two kids are out in the cold, with downpours of snow erupting from the clouds.

One of the kids says something: "Can we build a snowman that is going through puberty?"

The other kid says something else: "Yes. It sounds cool."

After a while, the snowman was finished, and some words jut out of the first kid's mouth: "Wow! Look at that snowman! It's got hair all over, but I think it's missing something though."

The other kid jumps a little and begins speaking: "Oh, I know what it is!"

After a while, a body part made of a carrot and two cucumbers appears on the snowman's crotch. It is a penis and a ballsack.

The first kid speaks: "Icy what you did there."

The other kid replies: "Good thing I didn't slip up there."

The first kid replies: "Well, that's snow problem."

The other kid then uttered this: "These puns would make the most frigid individual crack up."

The first kid then says: "I know, right?"

They then begin a snowball fight.

The other kid then says: "Only the men have snowballs!"

You mehheheeheheeeehehehe.

You pooooooooooooooooooooooo!

I'm the joke 😈😈😈 HAHHAHAAHHAHA Delilah my kitten meow meow to the woof woof.

Dame da neeeee dama yooooooo dama da no yooooooo.

Sugi te.

Sugi teeeeeee sugi sukiteeeeee doki dataaaaaaaa tsuyi osaaaaaaa ke deeeeee mooooouuuuuu.

Yugademooo,,,,, omodido,,,,,BAKA MITEA!

Two tourists climb a mountain that utters certain doom.

One tourist falls down. The tourist that's still on the mountain says, "You ok down there?"

The other tourist says, "Can't I just rest in peace?!"

Moan moan moan moan and I moan more moan again moan moan and again and ×1000000.

Oh he.

Uuhgggyuuuhhhgg.

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