Guys, say "A wrecked isle dysfunction" really loud and you will get good luck for 10 years.
Utterance Jokes
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BAD!!!!!!
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What happened when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence? Complete and utter destruction.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YEEEEEEEEEEEEE YEE YEEEEE
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
He he he.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the βutterβ side.
Two sticks of butter walk into a butter bar. One says to the other, "Aren't you going to introduce me to your friends?" He replies, "Sure, dis my butter from another utter."
Gegebehhhhh!
Hiiiiiiiihihihi.
What did the hecadrocophodecadus say to the hopetihopetifuckendecker?
"It didn't happen, but it should have."
The most unfunny joke ever made.
Ehhhhhhhh.
Two kids are out in the cold, with downpours of snow erupting from the clouds.
One of the kids says something: "Can we build a snowman that is going through puberty?"
The other kid says something else: "Yes. It sounds cool."
After a while, the snowman was finished, and some words jut out of the first kid's mouth: "Wow! Look at that snowman! It's got hair all over, but I think it's missing something though."
The other kid jumps a little and begins speaking: "Oh, I know what it is!"
After a while, a body part made of a carrot and two cucumbers appears on the snowman's crotch. It is a penis and a ballsack.
The first kid speaks: "Icy what you did there."
The other kid replies: "Good thing I didn't slip up there."
The first kid replies: "Well, that's snow problem."
The other kid then uttered this: "These puns would make the most frigid individual crack up."
The first kid then says: "I know, right?"
They then begin a snowball fight.
The other kid then says: "Only the men have snowballs!"
What the hehehehehehe?
You pooooooooooooooooooooooo!
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