Utterance jokes

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Joke.

That is not a joke hahahahhaha.

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What did the hecadrocophodecadus say to the hopetihopetifuckendecker?

"It didn't happen, but it should have."

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Two tourists climb a mountain that utters certain doom.

One tourist falls down. The tourist that's still on the mountain says, "You ok down there?"

The other tourist says, "Can't I just rest in peace?!"

What do you call a cow jumping over barbed wire? Utter destruction.

Pick a number, syckkkkkkk, that’s the wrong number.