Utterance jokes

Hi. Hhhh yrddd.

Gegebehhhhh!

The most unfunny joke ever made.

You pooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Moan moan moan moan and I moan more moan again moan moan and again and ×1000000.

What did the man say about someone who had a seizure?

"Jit was lagging."

You mehheheeheheeeehehehe.

Friend 1: Did you?

Depressed friend 2: I didn't!

Friend one: Swear on your life!

Depressed friend 2: I swear.

A week later friend 2 dropped dead to their utter delight.

Aha!

Pick a number, syckkkkkkk, that’s the wrong number.

Me when the your, uh, uhhhh, when your me when the your, uhhh, uhhhhh, mom.

Two friends fighting.

Friend 3: "Cut it out, you two!"

Friend 4: "It wouldn't help if they cut it out... Believe me... I've tried..."

Oh well, I.H.N.! I.H.N.!! I.H.N.!!!

Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

I'm the joke 😈😈😈 HAHHAHAAHHAHA Delilah my kitten meow meow to the woof woof.

What makes jokes because it's lonely and a complete and utter loser?

This guy, yep, this guy right here.

"Stop it," said he.

What did the bunger say to the bunger? Bunger.

Hiiiiiiiihihihi.

Yes yes yes here it is!