Utterance jokes

Moan

Moan moan moan moan and I moan more moan again moan moan and again and Γ—1000000.

Friend

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Friend 1: Did you?

Depressed friend 2: I didn't!

Friend one: Swear on your life!

Depressed friend 2: I swear.

A week later friend 2 dropped dead to their utter delight.

Mom

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Me when the your, uh, uhhhh, when your me when the your, uhhh, uhhhhh, mom.

Fight

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Two friends fighting.

Friend 3: "Cut it out, you two!"

Friend 4: "It wouldn't help if they cut it out... Believe me... I've tried..."

Kitten

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I'm the joke 😈😈😈 HAHHAHAAHHAHA Delilah my kitten meow meow to the woof woof.