Hi. Hhhh yrddd.
Gegebehhhhh!
You pooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Moan moan moan moan and I moan more moan again moan moan and again and Γ1000000.
You mehheheeheheeeehehehe.
Friend 1: Did you?
Depressed friend 2: I didn't!
Friend one: Swear on your life!
Depressed friend 2: I swear.
A week later friend 2 dropped dead to their utter delight.
Aha!
Pick a number, syckkkkkkk, thatβs the wrong number.
Me when the your, uh, uhhhh, when your me when the your, uhhh, uhhhhh, mom.
Two friends fighting.
Friend 3: "Cut it out, you two!"
Friend 4: "It wouldn't help if they cut it out... Believe me... I've tried..."
Oh well, I.H.N.! I.H.N.!! I.H.N.!!!
Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
I'm the joke πππ HAHHAHAAHHAHA Delilah my kitten meow meow to the woof woof.
What makes jokes because it's lonely and a complete and utter loser?
This guy, yep, this guy right here.
"Stop it," said he.
Hiiiiiiiihihihi.
Uhhhh...
Dame da neeeee dama yooooooo dama da no yooooooo.
Sugi te.
Sugi teeeeeee sugi sukiteeeeee doki dataaaaaaaa tsuyi osaaaaaaa ke deeeeee mooooouuuuuu.
Yugademooo,,,,, omodido,,,,,BAKA MITEA!
What did the hecadrocophodecadus say to the hopetihopetifuckendecker?
"It didn't happen, but it should have."
Why does a milking stool have 3 legs?
Because the cow has the udder one.