yo hairline was used as the blue blint for the great wall of china
What does biden do he does you. What does do something useful unlike you
Your hairlines so far back even bill nye the science guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.
Pov get a banana cleaner and use it as a sex toy
I always use chloroform when stealing a child
Hey guys, I just wanna say I say what happened to Kanye, he is one of my favorite rappers and he’s going through a hard time. I don’t see why people can’t just spread love and kindness like me💕
I think that Kanye was right to say what he said, I completely support him and I don’t understand why people hate on him for using his 1st amendment and Yeezy should be sued for it.
Quote of the day: love bests hate as for hate is the killer of friendships-Collin Kaepernick
Why cant orphans be kidnapped? Cause most kidnappers use a family van
When you're in a cage But it's not real!
Being in a cage But you have the key
Being in a cage But nobody sees you
Being outside of a cage- but it's empty
Living and realizing you've been born into one
Thinking someone cared about you But turns out they're toxic as fu**-
But you can't live without them.
The cage Is you. you have the key But you don't know how to use it.
Fine I'll soon turn this wasteland of a page into r/Admech and r/AdeptusMechanicus habitable sites by myself
This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say open wide for the delicious plane.
What instrument do skeletons use? A trombone! Haha!
The Police officer in London , Who used fake Covid rules to arrest a young woman , drive her more than 50 miles out of London in a hire car , murder her and do whatever to her , has appealed against his Whole Life tarriff.
He should be relieved it was only that ! , could of been worse ... could of married her !
Yo momma so fat that she was used as a tank in Putin's war.
Yo mama's so nasty, they used to call them jumpolines 'til yo mama bounced on one
Have you ever heard of the Russian politician who was so afraid of the dark, that instead of going to the bathroom at night, he would use a metal tin that he kept underneath his bed? His name is Vladimir Pootin.
1+1=3 If you dont use a condom
Daughter: Hey Dad, can I use your car? Dad: Sure, but first you have to give me a blow job" Daughter: Okay, (proceeds to service dad), Dad, Ewww, your dick tastes like shite!" Dad: Oh that's right, I lent your brother the car
a telescope has two uses: 1. to look in space 2. to see your hairline
