US jokes
Beating the Akatsuki is easy... Naruto should've used painkillers instead. :)
My parents used to make me and my siblings apologize to the ground when we stomped.
If I had done "it," I would have gotten SO many apologies.
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Rodd Flanders: What's "gay" mean?
Bart: Uh, it means you used to be afraid, but now you're not.
Rodd says to his dad Ned: I'm gay, Daddy.
Your skin's so bright you could be used as a highlighter.
Memes
Your mom uses the equator as a belt.
"Joe Biden's mom is so fat, she's very fat folks, she's so fat I'm gonna use her to build my new wall"-Trump
Our soon to be ex-Justice Minister is trying to distract us from his own misconduct charges by funding advocates for crime victims.
He should fund proctologists too because he'll likely need both after prison.
Us three get along well. I guess you could say we're the TREE-o!
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
Why did the Pikachu say "Pi"??
He had to use the bathroom!
Draw an accurate diagram representing the elephant genitalia. Use all 30 sheets of paper provided.
Hey Gwen come on let's chat! We can forget about that dumb bitch "prince" and focus on us!
What motorway lane does Stephen Hawking use?
Hard shoulder.
You're so short that you use a ladder to reach the potato chips!
What happened when the fire used Tinder?
He luckily got a lot of matches.
Why do doctors use so much lipstick?
Because they love cos-medics!
What do birds use to check their grades?
Air-ies...
The greatest playwright in history found he couldn’t use lances. He could only use "Shake-spears."
Why did the first fence hate the other fence?
The second fence used some of-fensive language.