US jokes
"Among Us" is basically a game about betrayal.
When a deaf person has sex, do they use one hand to moan?
Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.
"You're the bomb."
"No, you're the bomb."
A compliment in the US, an argument in the Middle East.
Beating the Akatsuki is easy... Naruto should've used painkillers instead. :)
Memes
My parents used to make me and my siblings apologize to the ground when we stomped.
If I had done "it," I would have gotten SO many apologies.
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Rodd Flanders: What's "gay" mean?
Bart: Uh, it means you used to be afraid, but now you're not.
Rodd says to his dad Ned: I'm gay, Daddy.
Your skin's so bright you could be used as a highlighter.
Your mom uses the equator as a belt.
"Joe Biden's mom is so fat, she's very fat folks, she's so fat I'm gonna use her to build my new wall"-Trump
Our soon to be ex-Justice Minister is trying to distract us from his own misconduct charges by funding advocates for crime victims.
He should fund proctologists too because he'll likely need both after prison.
Us three get along well. I guess you could say we're the TREE-o!
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
Why did the Pikachu say "Pi"??
He had to use the bathroom!
Draw an accurate diagram representing the elephant genitalia. Use all 30 sheets of paper provided.
Hey Gwen come on let's chat! We can forget about that dumb bitch "prince" and focus on us!
What motorway lane does Stephen Hawking use?
Hard shoulder.
You're so short that you use a ladder to reach the potato chips!
What happened when the fire used Tinder?
He luckily got a lot of matches.