US jokes
Beating the Akatsuki is easy... Naruto should've used painkillers instead. :)
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Your mama is such a hoe! It took her 4 attempts to pass her driving test. She couldn't get used to the front seat.
Your forehead is so big that the teachers used it as a whiteboard.
"Joe Biden's mom is so fat, she's very fat folks, she's so fat I'm gonna use her to build my new wall"-Trump
Memes
Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?
When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
Because they can't press the home button.
Why did the Irishman use three condoms? To be sure, to be sure, to be sure!
Draw an accurate diagram representing the elephant genitalia. Use all 30 sheets of paper provided.
Hey Gwen come on let's chat! We can forget about that dumb bitch "prince" and focus on us!
Sometimes I wish I could use my school scissors on my heart.
But apparently there is something in your heart, so I already have scissors in my heart.
What has to be broken before you can use it?
Answer: An egg.
Treon: I don't care about Vorkie.
Amber: You should, she could be a great person for the company.
Treon: We don't need another one, we got 100 people in here, no need. Now, Amber, please just go make yourself useful.
Amber: Fine!!!!!
You're so short that you use a ladder to reach the potato chips!
What motorway lane does Stephen Hawking use?
Hard shoulder.
Why do doctors use so much lipstick?
Because they love cos-medics!
What do birds use to check their grades?
Air-ies...
What happened when the fire used Tinder?
He luckily got a lot of matches.
Grandma: "Y’know, I used to be in this wheelchair cause of back pain. But ever since I met Spence, the pain went to my legs. At least my back is fixed!"
Why do you need an AR-15?
So my son can use it if he's being bullied at school.