Henry jokes
Who invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8.
Who would win?
The laws of the Catholic Church which have been effective for over 900 years,
Or one horny Henry?
There is someone in my class named Henry Rocket Rueben, and he always says he rockets into my mom.
Henry jas Mercury in Uranus.
Henry is in Uranus.
Leave a like down below if you think Stephen Hawking should stand for the National Anthem.
If Stephen Hawking has a heart attack, do you take him to Halfords or A&E?
A German soldier is walking down the street during a hail storm when a lady suddenly falls over after being hit. He, along with a few others, walk over to her. One man asks, "What happened?" and the soldier replies, "Hail hit her."
Is Stephen Hawking under warranty? If so, can I bring him back to Currys PC World?
Stephen Hawking is so lucky to go to heaven.
Oh never mind, here comes the stairway.
Community talk
Hey I got a riddle for y’all.
In 1893, a family in a rural village welcomed twins. One a girl, and the other a boy. The girl was named Martha and the boy named Henry. As the children grew, their family’s fortune did as well, and soon they were able to move out of the rural village and into the city. It is now 1903, and the family of 4 purchases a large house and several acres of land on the edge of the city. Over th… Read more