Henry jokes

Who would win?

The laws of the Catholic Church which have been effective for over 900 years,

Or one horny Henry?

Henry is in Uranus.

Who invented fractions?

Henry the 1/8.

Henry jas Mercury in Uranus.

What did Henry VIII say when he was asked to review Six the Musical?

"It was okay, but I really think they could have cut a few parts."

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Harrison

Alfred the Great was arguably the greatest king in England’s history.

The worst? Richard the Goat Fucker.

There are two doors leading to Heaven: one for henpecked husbands and one for unhenpecked husbands. The line to the door leading to Heaven for henpecked husbands was five abreast and five miles long. The line leading to the door to Heaven for unhenpecked husbands consisted of only one lonely man.

The guys from the henpecked husband line looked at the one man in the unhenpecked husband line and shout, “Hey, Charlie, why are you standing over there for?” Charlie glances over his shoulder and observes a sea of humanity of henpecked husbands as far as the eye can see and says grudgingly, “I don’t know. My wife told me to stand here.”

There is someone in my class named Henry Rocket Rueben, and he always says he rockets into my mom.