Ur forehead so big when u go to the toilet it bends U stooped
Moto Moto stop giving the baby ur d
ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door she was already at the back door
i know ur hairlines pretty bent but ur genders on a different level.
me before: why do bandanas exist they ugly me after seeing ur hairline: oh i seee me giving pro tip: get a bandana LMAO
Dad: here u go son all ur toys have gone to the orphanage Son: why dad Dad:you would be bored there if there was not anything to do
Teacher: I’m gonna call ur parents Orphan: go on see if they pick up
l like ur mom naked
(amazing pick up line) yoo what if we got matching tattoos u get 2 towers and i get a plane, Bc i crashed right into ur life ;)
Friend: Ur sister after you were born. 😭 Me: Ur brother after chemotherapy 😵
Me: I will fuck ur mom Orphan: I don't have one Me: ......
ur so ugly hellokitty said goodbye
Dad: we are giving ur toy's to the orphanage
Kid: why
Dad:so you won't get bored
do u know ligma? have fun rubbing those ballz in ur tomatos
“what happened to ur arm?” “oh uh.. i became a gacha emo”
gimme a nickle or ill tickle ur pickle
when ur cousin dies and everybody thinks ur her
FUCKING MENT
Ur forehead is so big it blocked my phone service
when god said let there be light he saw ur mum and said let there be dark
Ur friend so fat when he took the group pic he was the backround
