what did the cow say to ur mom
hello
I called my mom on Alexa and she told me "please take out the trash" and I said "but I can't ur not here
why did ur emo mom get u? to have someone to hang out with.
(pick-up line) if ur tits are the twin towers...... can i be ur osama
if u text ur crush and they leave u on read, just know that read has four letters. yk what also has four letters? mine. so that basically means that you are theirs. :)
I asked an European what do u call Karens in ur country he said American women