Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mail man.
Mailman who?
Bitch, do you want your mail?
Ur Jokes
Ur mom.
Oh wait, you don't have one.
Ok, this is a texting joke. This isn't my joke; I found it on Google.
Mom: SON YOURE G-MOM JUST PASSED AWAY lol
Son: Mom, how is that funny?!?! I hope you're not laughing!
Mom: OH NO I THOUGHT LOL MEANT LAUGHING OUT LOUD
Oh Sans, you're such a bonehead! Sorry if that joke was jaw-breaking! LOL.
Kid: Where do I put this paper?
Teacher: I already said go ask your neighbors.
Kid: Ok. *Walks home to his neighbor's house*
Kid: Hey neighbor, I didn't know where to put this paper, and my teacher said to ask you. Do you know?
Neighbor: No, sorry, I don't.
Kid: Okay, bye! *Kid walks back to school.*
Kid: Teacher, my next-door neighbor didn't know.
Teacher: Ugh, you went home?!
Kid: Yes, you told me to!
Teacher: I meant at school!
Kid: Ohhhhhh!
Teacher: Duh!
I called my mom on Alexa, and she told me, "Please take out the trash." I said, "But I can't, you're not here."
(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?
Why did your emo mom get you?
To have someone to hang out with.
If you play games, go play on your sister.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. And your mom is, too.
What did the cow say to your mom?
Hello.
You're so ugly your mom and dad abandoned you, and you went to the adoption center, and not even the adoption center would take you or let you in.
What do you call the woman that fucked sooooooo many hunks to have the condom break and a failure to be born? Ur Mum.
Your forehead is so big that babies can use it as a full-sized football pitch!
Imagine this... you're a lesbian, and you're doing it with your cannibal girlfriend. You say, "Eat me, baby!"
She pulls out a knife and fork.
My cousin: “How’s the lemonade stand supposed to run when you’re at softball practice?!”
Me: “Lemonade stands can’t run, dufus.”
Your hairline is an artificial fact.
You are so ugly when your mum dropped you off at school, she got fined for littering.
Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?
Seek and Hide: Me.
Figure: Okay, hide and I will hide and Seek will be it.
Seek: Why do I have to be it?
Figure: Because your name says so.
Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.
