What do u call the woman that fucked sooooooo many hunks to have the condom break and a failure to be born? Ur Mum
Your so ugly ur mom and dad abandoned you and you went to the adoption Center and not even the adoption Center would take you or let you in.
bro stop u guys r saying the same jokes over and over if ur gonna tell a 9/11 joke just go lagh about the great thumps
Ur forehead so big that babies can Use it as a full sized football pitch
Roses are red fiolets are blue ur so flat we can play chess on ur chest
Ever heard of account stealing? Ever heard of someone by the name of "#SHUT THE HELL UP GWEN DON'T EVEN DATE PRINCE ON FACE BOOK!!!!!!!! I HATE IT WHEN UR HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?"
Ur hairline is like a fortnite map at the start of a new season waiting to be identified
Ur hair line is curved like a moving train
I asked an European what do u call Karens in ur country he said American women
If u tried to look at ur hairline in a mirror it wold shater into 100,000,000,000 pecies
if u text ur crush and they leave u on read, just know that read has four letters. yk what also has four letters? mine. so that basically means that you are theirs. :)
Ur so fat that when they tried to print a picture of u through the computer they couldn't fit u in the whole picture bc u were so big
roses are red potatoes are brown ur mom so hot i put her down
My cousin: “how’s the lemonade stand supposed to run when ur at softball practice?!” Me: “lemonade stands can’t run, dufus.”
You are so ugly when ur mum dropped u off at school she got fined of littering
Ur hairline is a artificial fact
Figure : who wants to play hide and seek.
Seek and hide: me
Figure:ok hide and I will hide and seek will be it.
Seek:why do I have to be it?
Figure: because ur name says so.
Ur hairline lookin like it got slapped up by will smith
ur mama so fat she needs two watches because shes in diffrent time zones
I dressed up as Darth Vader at a orphanage and said I am ur father
