Ur jokes

I know your hairline's pretty bent, but your gender's on a different level.

Your mom is so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mom to move out of the way.

Your mom is so fat she was the reason why the Titanic crashed.

Ur mom.

Oh wait, you don't have one.

Ok, this is a texting joke. This isn't my joke; I found it on Google.

Mom: SON YOURE G-MOM JUST PASSED AWAY lol

Son: Mom, how is that funny?!?! I hope you're not laughing!

Mom: OH NO I THOUGHT LOL MEANT LAUGHING OUT LOUD

Oh Sans, you're such a bonehead! Sorry if that joke was jaw-breaking! LOL.

Kid: Where do I put this paper?

Teacher: I already said go ask your neighbors.

Kid: Ok. *Walks home to his neighbor's house*

Kid: Hey neighbor, I didn't know where to put this paper, and my teacher said to ask you. Do you know?

Neighbor: No, sorry, I don't.

Kid: Okay, bye! *Kid walks back to school.*

Kid: Teacher, my next-door neighbor didn't know.

Teacher: Ugh, you went home?!

Kid: Yes, you told me to!

Teacher: I meant at school!

Kid: Ohhhhhh!

Teacher: Duh!

Imagine this... you're a lesbian, and you're doing it with your cannibal girlfriend. You say, "Eat me, baby!"

She pulls out a knife and fork.

(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!

I called my mom on Alexa, and she told me, "Please take out the trash." I said, "But I can't, you're not here."

(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?

Why did your emo mom get you?

To have someone to hang out with.

What did the cow say to your mom?

Hello.

If you play games, go play on your sister.

You're so ugly your mom and dad abandoned you, and you went to the adoption center, and not even the adoption center would take you or let you in.

What do you call the woman that fucked sooooooo many hunks to have the condom break and a failure to be born? Ur Mum.

I like your mom naked.

Your forehead is so big that babies can use it as a full-sized football pitch!

Ever heard of account stealing?

Ever heard of someone by the name of "#SHUT THE HELL UP GWEN DON'T EVEN DATE PRINCE ON FACE BOOK!!!!!!!! I HATE IT WHEN UR HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"?

I asked a European what do you call Karens in your country? He said, "American women."