Ur jokes
You’re so fat that when you sit on the toilet, it says, “A B C D E F G, get your butt off of me!”
Me: I will f**k ur mom.
Orphan: I don't have one.
Me: ......
I know your hairline's pretty bent, but your gender's on a different level.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mail man.
Mailman who?
Bitch, do you want your mail?
Stranger: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Stranger: Not your parents.
Ur mom.
Oh wait, you don't have one.
Ok, this is a texting joke. This isn't my joke; I found it on Google.
Mom: SON YOURE G-MOM JUST PASSED AWAY lol
Son: Mom, how is that funny?!?! I hope you're not laughing!
Mom: OH NO I THOUGHT LOL MEANT LAUGHING OUT LOUD
Kid: Where do I put this paper?
Teacher: I already said go ask your neighbors.
Kid: Ok. *Walks home to his neighbor's house*
Kid: Hey neighbor, I didn't know where to put this paper, and my teacher said to ask you. Do you know?
Neighbor: No, sorry, I don't.
Kid: Okay, bye! *Kid walks back to school.*
Kid: Teacher, my next-door neighbor didn't know.
Teacher: Ugh, you went home?!
Kid: Yes, you told me to!
Teacher: I meant at school!
Kid: Ohhhhhh!
Teacher: Duh!
Imagine this... you're a lesbian, and you're doing it with your cannibal girlfriend. You say, "Eat me, baby!"
She pulls out a knife and fork.
What did the cow say to your mom?
Hello.
I called my mom on Alexa, and she told me, "Please take out the trash." I said, "But I can't, you're not here."
(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!
(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?
Why did your emo mom get you?
To have someone to hang out with.
If you play games, go play on your sister.
What do you call the woman that fucked sooooooo many hunks to have the condom break and a failure to be born? Ur Mum.
You're so ugly your mom and dad abandoned you, and you went to the adoption center, and not even the adoption center would take you or let you in.
Bank owner: If you want to start a bank account, I need your name.
Guy: Robin
Bank owner: Your last name?
Guy: Debank
Bank owner: Robin Debank?
Guy: Put your hands up and give me all the money!
Your mom is so fat that she works as a hydraulic press in a car factory!
Your forehead is so big that babies can use it as a full-sized football pitch!