Ur jokes

Mama

Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.

Dad

What's the same with your dad and Retail Row?

They are both off the map.

Memes

Teacher

when ur bored in class so u post this and people start comenting the best shit

A screenshot of a comment section, where a user expresses frustration about a teacher who won't stop talking. Other users respond with crude suggestions to shut her up.

Mum

Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.

Mom

Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.

Friend

Your friend is so fat, when he took the group pic, he was the background.

Forehead

Your forehead is so big that when you put glasses on top of your head, it falls off.

Mom

Your mom is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Forehead

Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!

Dad

Why did your daddy not come back with the milk?

Because you have no dad because your dad never loved you.