Ur hairline goes so far back that Crown Burger was Crown Sandwhiches
Ur mum is so fat, that when she walked past the television I missed a whole series of SpongeBob
Why are uncles like curries?
because bad ones hurt ur asshole
ur mom is so ugly she made a blind kid cry
Romdom: What are ur hobbies?
Me: bullying kids in WhatsApp group's💀
ur mom is spy <3 just like in bed
Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fatter.
i got a bowl of a rice that ur formed like and icecube
your favorite artist must be reahana the way ur forehead shnes bright like a diamond
Ur mom is so fat that she brang a spoon to the superbowl
Ur forehead is so big that when u put glasses on top of ur head it falls off
Ur friend so fat when he took the group pic he was the backround
what do you say to an emos wrist... i like ur cut g
Why did your daddy not come back with the milk? Because u had no dad because ur dad never loved u
whats the same with ur dad and retail row
they are both off the map
ur mom as fat as nasas company
Ur built like a double cheese burger
ur mom (idk im bored)
Ur mama so fat she sinked the hms ship
Hey this is to Orphans are ugly, We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am i and orphans rly are ugly!!!!
