Ur jokes

If you text your crush and they leave you on read, just know that "read" has four letters. You know what also has four letters? "Mine." So that basically means that you are theirs. :)

Your hair line is curved like a moving train.

Why are uncles like curries?

Because bad ones hurt your asshole.

Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.

Your hairline goes so far back that Crown Burger was Crown Sandwiches.

Ur hairline is like a Fortnite map at the start of a new season waiting to be identified.

If you tried to look at your hairline in a mirror, it would shatter into 100,000,000,000 pieces.

Ever heard of account stealing?

Ever heard of someone by the name of "#SHUT THE HELL UP GWEN DON'T EVEN DATE PRINCE ON FACE BOOK!!!!!!!! I HATE IT WHEN UR HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"?

You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!

You are so ugly when your mum dropped you off at school, she got fined for littering.

I asked a European what do you call Karens in your country? He said, "American women."

Your hairline is an artificial fact.

Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.

Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?

Seek and Hide: Me.

Figure: Okay, hide and I will hide and Seek will be it.

Seek: Why do I have to be it?

Figure: Because your name says so.

Your mom is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Your mom is a spy <3, just like in bed.

Your mom is so ugly she made a blind kid cry.

Your hairline lookin' like it got slapped up by Will Smith.

Random: What are your hobbies?

Me: Bullying kids in WhatsApp groups 💀

Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!