Ur jokes
Ur adopted.
Ur mom. (Idk, I'm bored.)
I got a bowl of rice that you're formed like, an ice cube.
Your forehead is so big that when you put glasses on top of your head, it falls off.
Your mom is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!
Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.
Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.
Your hairline lookin' like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
Your mom is a spy <3, just like in bed.
Random: What are your hobbies?
Me: Bullying kids in WhatsApp groups 💀
Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.
I dressed up as Darth Vader at an orphanage and said, "I am your father!"
Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?
Seek and Hide: Me.
Figure: Okay, hide and I will hide and Seek will be it.
Seek: Why do I have to be it?
Figure: Because your name says so.
Your hairline is an artificial fact.
Your mom is so ugly she made a blind kid cry.
Why are uncles like curries?
Because bad ones hurt your asshole.
Your hairline goes so far back that Crown Burger was Crown Sandwiches.
Your mom is as fat as NASA's company.
What's the same with your dad and Retail Row?
They are both off the map.