Ur jokes
If you text your crush and they leave you on read, just know that "read" has four letters. You know what also has four letters? "Mine." So that basically means that you are theirs. :)
Ur hairline is like a Fortnite map at the start of a new season waiting to be identified.
If you tried to look at your hairline in a mirror, it would shatter into 100,000,000,000 pieces.
I asked a European what do you call Karens in your country? He said, "American women."
Ever heard of account stealing?
Ever heard of someone by the name of "#SHUT THE HELL UP GWEN DON'T EVEN DATE PRINCE ON FACE BOOK!!!!!!!! I HATE IT WHEN UR HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"?
Your hair line is curved like a moving train.
Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.
Your hairline lookin' like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?
Seek and Hide: Me.
Figure: Okay, hide and I will hide and Seek will be it.
Seek: Why do I have to be it?
Figure: Because your name says so.
I dressed up as Darth Vader at an orphanage and said, "I am your father!"
You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!
Your forehead is so big that when you put glasses on top of your head, it falls off.
Your mom is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
I got a bowl of rice that you're formed like, an ice cube.
Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.
Your mom is so ugly she made a blind kid cry.
Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!
Your mom is a spy <3, just like in bed.
Random: What are your hobbies?
Me: Bullying kids in WhatsApp groups 💀
Why are uncles like curries?
Because bad ones hurt your asshole.