Ur jokes

Ever heard of account stealing?

Ever heard of someone by the name of "#SHUT THE HELL UP GWEN DON'T EVEN DATE PRINCE ON FACE BOOK!!!!!!!! I HATE IT WHEN UR HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"?

I asked a European what do you call Karens in your country? He said, "American women."

If you text your crush and they leave you on read, just know that "read" has four letters. You know what also has four letters? "Mine." So that basically means that you are theirs. :)

Ur hairline is like a Fortnite map at the start of a new season waiting to be identified.

If you tried to look at your hairline in a mirror, it would shatter into 100,000,000,000 pieces.

Your hair line is curved like a moving train.

You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!

My cousin: “How’s the lemonade stand supposed to run when you’re at softball practice?!”

Me: “Lemonade stands can’t run, dufus.”

Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?

Seek and Hide: Me.

Figure: Okay, hide and I will hide and Seek will be it.

Seek: Why do I have to be it?

Figure: Because your name says so.

Your hairline is an artificial fact.

You are so ugly when your mum dropped you off at school, she got fined for littering.

Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.

Your hairline goes so far back that Crown Burger was Crown Sandwiches.

I dressed up as Darth Vader at an orphanage and said, "I am your father!"

Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.

Your hairline lookin' like it got slapped up by Will Smith.

Your mama so fat she sunk the HMS ship!

Ur mom. (Idk, I'm bored.)

Hey, this is to orphans:

"Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"

Your forehead is so big that when you put glasses on top of your head, it falls off.