Ur jokes
Ur mom gay.
If you text your crush and they leave you on read, just know that "read" has four letters. You know what also has four letters? "Mine." So that basically means that you are theirs. :)
Ur hairline is like a Fortnite map at the start of a new season waiting to be identified.
If you tried to look at your hairline in a mirror, it would shatter into 100,000,000,000 pieces.
I asked a European what do you call Karens in your country? He said, "American women."
Your hair line is curved like a moving train.
Ever heard of account stealing?
Ever heard of someone by the name of "#SHUT THE HELL UP GWEN DON'T EVEN DATE PRINCE ON FACE BOOK!!!!!!!! I HATE IT WHEN UR HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"?
Ur adopted.
Ur mom. (Idk, I'm bored.)
Your hairline lookin' like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?
Seek and Hide: Me.
Figure: Okay, hide and I will hide and Seek will be it.
Seek: Why do I have to be it?
Figure: Because your name says so.
Your mom is a spy <3, just like in bed.
Random: What are your hobbies?
Me: Bullying kids in WhatsApp groups 💀
Your mom is so ugly she made a blind kid cry.
Why are uncles like curries?
Because bad ones hurt your asshole.
Your hairline goes so far back that Crown Burger was Crown Sandwiches.
I dressed up as Darth Vader at an orphanage and said, "I am your father!"
Your hairline is an artificial fact.
Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.
You are so ugly when your mum dropped you off at school, she got fined for littering.