Ur jokes
Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.
You're built like a double cheeseburger.
Your mom is as fat as NASA's company.
What's the same with your dad and Retail Row?
They are both off the map.
Your hairline lookin' like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
Memes
Your mom is a spy <3, just like in bed.
Your mom is so ugly she made a blind kid cry.
Why are uncles like curries?
Because bad ones hurt your asshole.
Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.
Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.
Random: What are your hobbies?
Me: Bullying kids in WhatsApp groups š
I got a bowl of rice that you're formed like, an ice cube.
Your hairline goes so far back that Crown Burger was Crown Sandwiches.
I dressed up as Darth Vader at an orphanage and said, "I am your father!"
Your friend is so fat, when he took the group pic, he was the background.
Your forehead is so big that when you put glasses on top of your head, it falls off.
Your mom is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!
Why did your daddy not come back with the milk?
Because you have no dad because your dad never loved you.
What do you say to an emo's wrist?...
"I like ur cut G."