Ur Jokes

My friend txted me and asked me "Hey. Whts ur favorit emoji?" I said "😬😬😬😬😬😬😬" She said "why?" I said "Cause its your twin"

So I was in the bathroom at school washing and this girl walked out of the stall and she was like "hey can you make me laugh? I have been having a pretty bad day." And I was like sure and I was like come here and so she came over to me I was like girl look at ur self in the mirror and she started laughing so hard and she said I'm so ugly.

what did the flower say to the crazy penut?

Ur going nuts boii get back on yo' plant ur to nuts for me

Why are a gun and a bag of chips alike?

You pull them out at school and everyone wants to be ur friend

Me - why u need to use shampoo when ur already bald🤣

Ur forehead built like darkseid from dc

Ur American when u walk to the bathroom. what are you when ur in there

Ur-a-peen Eurapean

bro stop u guys r saying the same jokes over and over if ur gonna tell a 9/11 joke just go lagh about the great thumps

Stranger: knock knock Orphan: who’s there Stranger: not ur parents

ur mom

oh wait you don't have one

Knock knock

Who's there

Mail man

Mailman who

Bitch do u want ur mail

Ok this is a texting joke this isnt my joke found it on google Mom:SON YOURE G-MOM JUST PASSED AWAY lol Son:mom how is that funny?!?! i hope ur not laughing MOm:OH NO I THOUGHT LOL MEANT LAUGHING OUT LOUD

Kid: where do i put this ppr? teacher: i already said go ask ur neighbors. Kid: Ok *walks home to his neighbors house* Kid: hey neighbor i didn't know where to put this ppr and my teacher said to ask you do you know? Neighbor: no sorry i dont kid: okay bye! *kid walks back to school.* kid: teacher my next door neighbor didn't know. teacher: uhh you went home?! kid: yes you told meh to! teacher: i meant at school! kid: ohhhhhh! teacher: DUH!