At school, this gurl was like, "You're ugly!" And I'm like, "Gurl, your mirror cracks the moment you step in front of it."
What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.
Your hairline lookin' like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
Your hairline is built like a license plate.
When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,
You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"
Grandma: When we go to a wedding, whispers, "You're next."
At a funeral, I whisper, "You're next."
Your hairline pushed back lookin' like you got slapped up by Will Smith.
You're homeless, you orphan!
You're so emo, the sun turned black.
Shut your transparent hairline up.
Three Things I Want For Christmas From Santa:
1. A Lambo
2. A House
3. UR MOM
Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.
You're so fat you sunk Captain Crunch's ship.
You're so fat your blood type is Nutella.
I went to an interview and my future boss said, "Hi, my name is Watt Niseto, meet you."
Then said, "WHAT IS UR NAME?" He then said,
"What is not my name, Watt is." So I replied, "Ugh fine, I guess I'll call you Wha." Then he said, "Wha I not my name."
And then I said, "Ugh fine, my name is Will Knott." He then replied, "Hi Will Not."
You're so ugly when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.
The only woman to ever tell you that they loved you was your mom. (If she even loved you in the first place.)
Your hairline is so deep people can see what you're thinking.
Technically speaking, "ur mom/ur father" jokes have no effect on orphans.
Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.
James Charles is more straight than your hairline.
