why does Orphan cry when we say ur mom because they have no mom
my dick so big i stuck it in ur moms loose hole
Ur so skinny that ur mom had to use a whole shampoo bottle on ur head but she still couldn’t find you
Ur mom is so fat she brought a spoon to the super bowl
Is ur mom a virgin? Mine is How am I alive? U tell me
ur mom uses the equator as a belt
me: what is the different off ur mom and a mouscito. friend: let me guess they both sucks u.
me: can i get ur mom number? friend: here u go: me: ohh strange i already had it.
ur mom as fat as nasas company
ur dad is gay!!!!
omg!! I didn't mean that please don't tell ur mom
I'M SO SO SO SRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
ur mom.
oops my bad 😬
What did the triangle say to the circle? Ur mom
Ur mom is just like Rapunzel but instead of letting down her hair she lets everyone down!!!! OHHHHH
Ur mom saw Uranus and never was the same in HD. :)
your gay
bro i am straighter than the pole that ur mom dances on for me every night
Irritable Bowel Syndrome saved me from depression... It’s hard to feel empty when you’re so full of shiiii fuck ur mom
Your mom is so fat that when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed, but the sidewalk cracked up.
I have an Uncle named ricky, who made ur mom sticky, His dad calls him pricky and everyone begs for his dicky
ur mom so fat she was the reason why titanic crashed
Yeah man, you watch pornhub, and you have premium too, but at least I don't need Premium to see ur mom in bed.
