Ur mom jokes
What do a banana and shampoo have in common?
Ur mom.
Why did the man get run over?
Ur mom XD
Three Things I Want For Christmas From Santa:
1. A Lambo
2. A House
3. UR MOM
You're so ugly when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.
The only woman to ever tell you that they loved you was your mom. (If she even loved you in the first place.)
Technically speaking, "ur mom/ur father" jokes have no effect on orphans.
Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.
Your hairline is so big it took your mom a map to find it.
I call this my great talk with Siri.
Me: Hey Siri, give me a "yo mama" joke.
Siri: My mother? Huh?
Me: Did I stutter?
Siri: Interesting question.
Me: It wasn’t a question.
Siri: I’m not sure I understand?
Me: You should understand.
Siri: Hmm... Is there something else I can help with?
Me: No, you b***.
Ur mom is emo.
Ur mom loves to eat logs, lmao.
Your mom is so ugly she made a blind kid cry.
Your mom is a spy <3, just like in bed.
Your mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
Your mom is so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mom to move out of the way.
Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.
Your mom is so fat that Dora couldn't explore her.
Your mom is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.
Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.