Three Things I Want For Christmas From Santa 1. A Lambo 2. A House 3. UR MOM
U so ugly when ur mom dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering
The only woman to ever tell you that they loved you was ur mom. (If she even loved you in the first place.)
tell an orphan ur mom but then remember he doesn't have one
Ur hairline is so big it took ur mom to find it
I call this my great talk with Siri
Me : hey Siri give me and Ur Mom joke
Siri: My mother ? Huh?
Me: Did I stutter?
Siri: Interesting question
Me : it wasn’t a question
Siri: I’m not sure I understand?
Me: you should understand
Siri: hmm... Is there something else I can help with?
Me: no you b***
ur mom is emo
ur mom loves to eat logs lmao
ur mom is so ugly she made a blind kid cry
ur mom is spy <3 just like in bed
ur mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said " i need your weight, not your phone number "
ur mom is so fat that when god said " let there be light, " he asked you to move out the way
Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fatter.
Ur mom is so fat that dora couldn't explore her
Ur mom is so fat that she brang a spoon to the superbowl
I saw ur forehead and realised ur mom and dads forehead were as big as urs also ur gay
ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door she was already at the back door
l like ur mom naked
Me: I will fuck ur mom Orphan: I don't have one Me: ......
Little herobrine im CUMMING IN UR MOM! CALL ME SADDAM HUSSEIN CUZ IM DROPPIN RAP BOMBS!!
