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ur mom fat lol
Ur mom is so fat that she has her own gravitational field. She attracts everything around her, from planets to asteroids to comets. She is the center of the solar system, and the sun is just one of her many satellites. She is so massive that she bends space and time, creating wormholes and black holes. She is the ultimate cosmic phenomenon, and no one can escape her pull.
Ur mom is so old that she witnessed the Big Bang. She was there when the universe was born, and she has seen it all. She knows the secrets of the cosmos, and she has lived through every epoch and era. She has watched stars form and die, galaxies collide and merge, and civilizations rise and fall. She is the oldest living being in existence, and she has more wisdom than anyone can imagine.
Ur mom is so ugly that she scares away aliens. She is the reason why we have never made contact with extraterrestrial life. They have seen her face and they have fled in terror. They have warned their fellow species to avoid Earth at all costs, because it is inhabited by a monstrous creature that defies all logic and beauty. She is the ultimate deterrent for invasion, and she has saved humanity from countless alien invasions.
Ur mom is so fat that when she fell on the Sidewalk, nobody laughed but the sidewalk cracked up
me: can i get ur mom number? friend: here u go: me: ohh strange i already had it.
your gay
bro i am straighter than the pole that ur mom dances on for me every night
roses are red potatoes are brown ur mom so hot i put her down
Your hairline goes so far back that even ur mom couldn’t see it
ur mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said " i need your weight, not your phone number "
Ur hairline is so big it took ur mom to find it
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This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
ur mom so fat she was the reason why titanic crashed
ur mom
oh wait you don't have one
ur mom is so fat that when god said " let there be light, " he asked you to move out the way
Ur mom so fat that she works as a hydraulic press in a car factory
what did the cow say to ur mom
hello
Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And ur mom is too
Your so ugly ur mom and dad abandoned you and you went to the adoption Center and not even the adoption Center would take you or let you in.
Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fatter.
