Ur mom jokes

I have an Uncle named Ricky, who made ur mom sticky.

His dad calls him pricky and everyone begs for his dicky.

Your mom is so fat she was the reason why the Titanic crashed.

Yeah man, you watch Pornhub, and you have premium too, but at least I don't need Premium to see your mom in bed.

Like this joke. Ur mom.

Kidnapper: Hey kid, your mom told me to follow me.

Orphan: But I don't have a mom!

Your mom is so ugly her face would split in half when she sees you.

Bully: I bet your dick is so small when you look down you can't see it.

Guy: I don't, I see your mom.

You're so ugly your mom said, "I want an abortion."

Ur mom. (Idk, I'm bored.)

Conversation between a little baby and a lady👇

👱LADY: Hi. 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: What is your name? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: How old are you? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: What is your mom's name? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: What about your dad? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: Can you spell your name? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: Can you spell GOD? 💂LIT.BABY: (spelling) G.O.D

If a little baby can spell GOD, what about you? Just spend some minutes and type "GOD" if [you] know [that you] will sleep and wake up tomorrow by GOD's grace, ignore if you are living by power. MINE: GOD 😃

I saw a small kid crying, so I asked him, "Where's your mom?" but he started crying, so I left the funeral. 🙂🙂

You're so ugly your mom and dad abandoned you, and you went to the adoption center, and not even the adoption center would take you or let you in.

Kid: Your mom!

Orphan: (cries)

Ur mom.

Oh wait, you don't have one.

Bully: Agh, you're ugly!

Me: Said your mom when you were born.

What do you expect when you get out of a bar?

Your mom naked LOLOLOLOL.

What's the difference between you and your mom?

I slept with your mom.

Ur mom fat lol.

What did the cow say to your mom?

Hello.

I dicked your mom down so good, bitch!