Yeah man, you watch Pornhub, and you have premium too, but at least I don't need Premium to see your mom in bed.
Like this joke. UR MOM
kidnapper: hey kid, ur mom told me to follow me. orphan: but I don't have a mom
Your mom is so ugly her face would split in half when she sees you.
Bully: I bet your dick is so small when you look down you can't see it.
Guy: I don't, I see your mom.
You're so ugly your mom said, "I want an abortion."
Ur mom. (Idk, I'm bored.)
Conversation between a little baby and a lady👇
👱LADY: Hi. 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: What is your name? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: How old are you? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: What is your mom's name? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: What about your dad? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: Can you spell your name? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: Can you spell GOD? 💂LIT.BABY: (spelling) G.O.D
If a little baby can spell GOD, what about you? Just spend some minutes and type "GOD" if [you] know [that you] will sleep and wake up tomorrow by GOD's grace, ignore if you are living by power. MINE: GOD 😃
I saw a small kid crying, so I asked him, "Where's your mom?" but he started crying, so I left the funeral. 🙂🙂
You're so ugly your mom and dad abandoned you, and you went to the adoption center, and not even the adoption center would take you or let you in.
kid: ur mom orphan: (cries)
Ur mom.
Oh wait, you don't have one.
Bully: Agh, you're ugly!
Me: Said your mom when you were born.
What do you expect when you get out of a bar?
Your mom naked LOLOLOLOL.
what's the difference between u and ur mom:i slept with ur mom
ur mom fat lol
What did the cow say to your mom?
Hello.
i dicked ur mom down so good bitch
you and ur mom
if an atom makes up everything im still suprised how it made ur mom
