Like this joke. UR MOM
kidnapper: hey kid, ur mom told me to follow me. orphan: but I don't have a mom
ur mom is so ugly her face would split in half when she sees you
Bully: I bet your dick is so small when you look down you can't see it.
Guy: I don't, I see your mom.
Your so ugly ur mom said I want an ABORTION
ur mom (idk im bored)
Conversation between a little baby and a lady👇
👱LADY=hi 💂LIT.BABY=(no reply) 👱LADY=wot is ur name 💂LIT.BABY=no reply 👱LADY=hw old at u 💂LIT.BABY=(no reply) 👱LADY=wot is ur mom's name 💂LIT.BABY=(no reply) 👱LADY=wot about ur dad 💂LIT.BABY=(no reply) 👱LADY=can u spell ur name 💂LIT.BABY=(no reply) 👱LADY= can you spell GOD 💂LIT.BABY=(spelling) G.O.D if a little baby can spell GOD,wot about you. Just spend some minutes and type "GOD" if know u will sleep and wake up tomorrow by GOD's grace,ignore if u are living by power MINE:GOD 😃
I saw a small kid crying so I asked him "where's ur mom" but he started crying so I left the funeral🙂🙂
Your so ugly ur mom and dad abandoned you and you went to the adoption Center and not even the adoption Center would take you or let you in.
kid: ur mom orphan: (cries)
ur mom
oh wait you don't have one
Bully:Agh ur ugly, me: said ur mom when u were born
what do u expect when you get outta a bar
ur mom naked LOLOLOLOL
what's the difference between u and ur mom:i slept with ur mom
ur mom fat lol
what did the cow say to ur mom
hello
i dicked ur mom down so good bitch
you and ur mom
if an atom makes up everything im still suprised how it made ur mom
ur mom gai
