Your mom is so fat she was the reason why the Titanic crashed.
Yeah man, you watch Pornhub, and you have premium too, but at least I don't need Premium to see your mom in bed.
Like this joke. Ur mom.
Kidnapper: Hey kid, your mom told me to follow me.
Orphan: But I don't have a mom!
Your mom is so ugly her face would split in half when she sees you.
Bully: I bet your dick is so small when you look down you can't see it.
Guy: I don't, I see your mom.
You're so ugly your mom said, "I want an abortion."
Ur mom. (Idk, I'm bored.)
Conversation between a little baby and a lady👇
👱LADY: Hi. 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: What is your name? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: How old are you? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: What is your mom's name? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: What about your dad? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: Can you spell your name? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: Can you spell GOD? 💂LIT.BABY: (spelling) G.O.D
If a little baby can spell GOD, what about you? Just spend some minutes and type "GOD" if [you] know [that you] will sleep and wake up tomorrow by GOD's grace, ignore if you are living by power. MINE: GOD 😃
I saw a small kid crying, so I asked him, "Where's your mom?" but he started crying, so I left the funeral. 🙂🙂
You're so ugly your mom and dad abandoned you, and you went to the adoption center, and not even the adoption center would take you or let you in.
Kid: Your mom!
Orphan: (cries)
Ur mom.
Oh wait, you don't have one.
Bully: Agh, you're ugly!
Me: Said your mom when you were born.
What do you expect when you get out of a bar?
Your mom naked LOLOLOLOL.
What's the difference between you and your mom?
I slept with your mom.
Ur mom fat lol.
What did the cow say to your mom?
Hello.
I dicked your mom down so good, bitch!
You and your mom.
