New Ur Mom Jokes

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And ur mom is too

What does ur mom say when she is working? Nothing, its rude to talk wit ur mouth full.

Whats ur mom and a dog got in common? Both will lick dick if u put peanut butter on it.

Ur mom so fat that she works as a hydraulic press in a car factory

Ur mom so stupid that she thought that Seventeen has four ghost members

ur so broke ur mom cant affored ur daddy

ur hairline go far back ur mom scareed ur nt going to make friends

The way u are so ugly ur parents even regret the day u were born

The way u are so black when ur mom is bathing u in the dark she has to put flour in the water to see u 🤣🤣🤣

ur mom is so fat buzz light year had to say to infinity to beyond to leave her house

ur mom is so fat thanos had to snap twice

ur mom is so fat the space settle can see her from 10000 mile s away

u wanna know the difference between a rake and ur mom the rake is actually useful

ur mom does not need the internet shes allredy world wide

ur hairline is so ugly it looks worst than ur moms

Ur mom is so fat that she has her own gravitational field. She attracts everything around her, from planets to asteroids to comets. She is the center of the solar system, and the sun is just one of her many satellites. She is so massive that she bends space and time, creating wormholes and black holes. She is the ultimate cosmic phenomenon, and no one can escape her pull.

Ur mom is so old that she witnessed the Big Bang. She was there when the universe was born, and she has seen it all. She knows the secrets of the cosmos, and she has lived through every epoch and era. She has watched stars form and die, galaxies collide and merge, and civilizations rise and fall. She is the oldest living being in existence, and she has more wisdom than anyone can imagine.

Ur mom is so ugly that she scares away aliens. She is the reason why we have never made contact with extraterrestrial life. They have seen her face and they have fled in terror. They have warned their fellow species to avoid Earth at all costs, because it is inhabited by a monstrous creature that defies all logic and beauty. She is the ultimate deterrent for invasion, and she has saved humanity from countless alien invasions.