Tell your mom I don't like waiting in queues.
Ur Mom Jokes
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. And your mom is, too.
What does your mom say when she is working?
Nothing, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.
What's your mom and a dog got in common?
Both will lick dick if you put peanut butter on it.
Your mom is so fat that she works as a hydraulic press in a car factory!
Ur mom so stupid that she thought that Seventeen has four ghost members.
Your so broke your mom can't afford your daddy.
Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
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Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.
Your mom is so fat Thanos had to snap twice.
Your mom is so fat the space shuttle can see her from 10,000 miles away.
You wanna know the difference between a rake and your mom? The rake is actually useful.
Your mom does not need the internet. She's already worldwide.
Your hairline is so ugly it looks worse than your mom's.
Ur mom is so fat that she has her own gravitational field. She attracts everything around her, from planets to asteroids to comets. She is the center of the solar system, and the sun is just one of her many satellites. She is so massive that she bends space and time, creating wormholes and black holes. She is the ultimate cosmic phenomenon, and no one can escape her pull.
Ur mom is so old that she witnessed the Big Bang. She was there when the universe was born, and she has seen it all. She knows the secrets of the cosmos, and she has lived through every epoch and era. She has watched stars form and die, galaxies collide and merge, and civilizations rise and fall. She is the oldest living being in existence, and she has more wisdom than anyone can imagine.
Ur mom is so ugly that she scares away aliens. She is the reason why we have never made contact with extraterrestrial life. They have seen her face and they have fled in terror. They have warned their fellow species to avoid Earth at all costs, because it is inhabited by a monstrous creature that defies all logic and beauty. She is the ultimate deterrent for invasion, and she has saved humanity from countless alien invasions.
Roses are red,
Potatoes are brown,
Your mom's so hot,
I put her down.
Bro, if you think about it, your mom and God have one thing in common... They're both big.
Your hairline goes so far back that even your mom couldn’t see it.
What do a banana and shampoo have in common?
Ur mom.